A couple of days ago, TMB writer, Doug Nagy wrote a story about how Jessica Simpson should strive to get parts that are custom fit just for her that show off her goods and hide her horrendous acting talent, and he’ll be happy to hear that she’s striving to play a hooker. Unfortunately, it’s a role that has already been well played by Oscar Winner, Julia Roberts in 1990. It seems that Miss Simpson wants to star in a ‘Pretty Woman’ remake.
Cinematical gives us this:
Yes, dear Cinematical readers, Jessica Simpson wants to star in a remake of Pretty Woman. According to OK! Magazine’s source, “She thinks this one’s got ‘hit’ written all over it.’ Her father Joe has been telling anyone who will listen that she’s the next Julia.”
Jessica Simpson needs to actually start taking her family and friends’ comments with a huge grain of salt. My mother always says how beautiful I am, but if I constantly listened and believed her constant praises, I would be a vain (and most likely delusional) b*tch!
Why does every singer want to be an actor? Why can’t people just accept that it’s okay to be extremely talented in one area and not the other? Jessica is one of those people who are living in denial. If she thinks she could fill the shoes Julia Roberts once filled, then she really is f*cked!
Jessica being in the title role in ‘Pretty Woman’ would be a disaster. She would play it for constant laughs due to being klutzy and dumb and would definitely play up the stereotype of hookers. What made Julia Robert’s performance so great was that she was genuinely funny and likable, and just happened to be a prostitute.
Jessica, go back to singing and get a new manager, because your father is delusional too.
Would you watch Jessica in ‘Pretty Woman’ remake?
