57 thoughts on “Godzilla: What Is He Thinking About?

  1. “Alright…All I want is a decent game made about me…is that so hard to do? I mean come on! I’m the fricken King of Monsters, and I can’t even get a decent game made about me? What city do I gotta destroy, to get a fricken good game about me made?”

  2. ::Interview:: Well I believe it was the video games that made me so violent to be honest. I played alot of rampage. Couldn’t get over it, the minute I saw a building, I knew.. I just knew I had to get up on the side of it, like a chihuahua on a 14 year old, hormone spewing child. And hump/smash it to bits. It was, … an innate calling I had. Kong had already shown me the pleasure you get from it, hell he even got a girl out a the deal. Why. Why must the writers NEVER give me a girl. ::sobs:: It’s hard, I’m sorry .. I’m just so so:sniffle:rry. –Walks away in shame.

  3. 1. After leaving the theater… “Dude, THAT was the Cloverfield monster? The FUCK? I could fart a fireball and incinerate that crap! RRAWWWWWWRRRRRR!”

    awesome kristina

    i think he is saying in his head

    “what the fuck….50 cent & al pacino in the same fucking movie…wtf deniro to….im gonna whoop fiddy’s ass!

  4. Look at all these stupid sons of bitches on the movie blog . com trying to guess what im thinking, Dude by the time you have though of something to say that will make other usesers laugh, allthough no one really reads what other people have typed apart from this one cos you just gotta, I’m gonna have killed you all.

  5. “Who’s my next opponent? A giant storm cloud…………

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  6. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire his atomic breath six times or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement about Cloverfield I kind of lost track myself!

  7. (A la George Castanza) Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon… you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

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