You know, if there was an actual movie project in existence where Jessica’s Simpson’s involvement would be a 100% total mistake, then perhaps Baywatch the movie would be that project.
The good folks over at Movie Tab are reporting that Jessica Simpson has been tagged to take over Pamela Anderson’s role in the forthcoming Baywatch movie. Here’s what they had to say:
Jessica Simpson has been cast as the lead in the upcoming Baywatch movie, based on the popular 90’s TV show that starred Pamela Anderson and David Hasselhoff. “Jessica really caught the eye in The Dukes of Hazzard film last summer. She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role,” according to the newspapers anonymous source. “Jessica has all the assets to make Pammi’s part her own.”
Let’s see. A role that requires no talent whatsoever, where she just has to look hot and let her boobs bounce around for 90 minutes? Yeah ok… that sounds right up Simpson’s ally.
Jessica is way to short!!! Also she will have to get another boob job to fill Pams shoes.
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I would love to FILL her role if ya know what I mean
Winkwink
nudgenudge
Nord
Finally a role she can FILL. ;) hehe
Maybe we’ll get lucky and she’ll stumble upon some dolphin poachers that are illegally dumping toxic waste on a boy that fights his classmates but only because his real mother ran away with the Hoff who is secretly having troubles keeping his work life seperate from his real life and his ex-wife.
Err.. I meant to say maybe we’ll get lucky and she’ll drown but I kind of started running with it and got out control. Sorry.
I’m incredibly good looking and I don’t have a Hollywood deal.
LOL! Wolf, you are cracking me up! The sand idea is pure Hollywood genius.
Uh, the majority of people in Hollywood DO actually get by on their looks. Go look at a rack of recent release DVDs. Most of them are average actors (at best) that are better looking than you or I.
At least Simpson seems like a nice person when I see her being interviewed on Leno. Smalltown girl hits the bigtime. That’s better than a lot of other stories out there.
And looks isn’t everything………..well unless you want to be in Playboy…..or be a model….or to get free icecream.
Way to keep reaching for the roles that will actually legetimize you beyond your tits and ass, Jess.
Hot or not, I’m so tired of Simpson and her no-talent hackery. This girl has nothing to offer beyond her looks. It’s a damned travesty.
This is a perfect roll for Jessica, it should be a 90 minute movie of her running topless in slow motion, then she could fall and all the sand goes all over her so all the other female life guards run over and help wipe the side off mmmmm.
90 minutes of Simpsons covered boobs 5.99 rental OR
3 thirty second internet porn clips FREE
Take a wild guess what I’ll be choosing
nord
Even if this movie turns out to be crap, if Jessica’s boobs are bouncing around for 90 minutes, I’ll at least rent the DVD!!! Yeah!
I want to be an ally of Simpsons alley. She doesnt quite have Pams assets though does she. And by assets I mean the posterior.
And just think….with her schedule taken up by this movie it might keep her from being cast in a real movie!
I wouldn’t mind getting right up Simpsons alley myself.
I’m a bad boy
nord