Here are some of the other movie news items floating around the web today:
– Jackie Chan gets injured by stuntman The word for today boys and girls is “irony”
– Peter Jackson talks King Kong DVD
– Tom Hanks to make “How Starbucks Saved My Life” “Hanks starring as a hot shot business guy who loses his job and family and must take a job at the titular caffeine joint. He learns important lessons, by the way, possibly including that your value as a person isn’t dictated by your job or paycheck. Hanks will be acting this epiphany out in between visits to the bank to cash his 20 million dollar fee.”
– Jet Li getting Sued over his new movie Apparently the grandson of a character Li portrays isn’t rich and wants some of Li’s pie.
– Daryl Hannah and Michael Madsen in Vice The former Deadly Viper Assassination Squad teammates hook up again as cops.
– The Media in Hong Kong REALLY HATE Zhang Ziyi Hey Zhang… if you’re reading this and need someone to console you… drop me a line. I’m here for you anytime.
– “Dark Honeymoon” to star Daryl Hannah, Roy Sheider and Eric Roberts Man, Hannah is getting busy again. Nice to see. And I was wondering where the hell Eric Roberts had been too.
– Sneak Peek The Fast and The Furious 3 Who cares? It’s like saying “Get a sneak peek at your grandfather’s anus”.
– New Poseidon Production Stills
Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year…
Wouldn’t a better title be “How Obscene Product Placement Ruined Movies.”
Who cares? It’s like saying “Get a sneak peek at your grandfather’s anus”.
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