You Do???… In That Case…. GOOD F***ING LUCK Since the list of locations and tickets for the Extended Viewings of the first two LOTR movies went on sale, tickets have become more scarce then my brushes with female intimacy. (By the way, the list of cities can be found here.) And now, … [Read More]
Yes, believe it or not, Disney and I agree on something. IMDB.com reports that the chief animator over at Disney says that the success of an animated movie “really depends on the filmmakers’ vision and story. The technique is a secondary consideration.” The “technique” in question being: “hand-drawn”, or computer … [Read More]
Superhero Movies rock my world. I love them. I am a big fan of comic books, cartoons, action figures and games that feature superheros. They make me giddy. Know what else makes me giddy? Pixar. I haven’t been disappointed with a Pixar release yet. And now I get more torment … [Read More]
Well, here’s everything you may care to know about the Indiana Jones DVDs in a few minutes or less.. Dvd’s will be available on October 21st. Pre-Order anywhere that has a life. -The DVD trailer can be seen right here. -Indiana Jones Part 4 is tenatively set for July 1st … [Read More]
Despite rumours, Keira Knightley has not actually been contacted by anyone about being the next Bond Girl in 2005. — Which puts those ‘Jurassic Park 4’ rumours (which were very strong by the way) in doubt. Now, writing this blurb does a few things: 1) It’s movie news and worth … [Read More]
Joss Whedon has been an integral part of the TV universe for about the last 8 years. Who? Shame on you. Joss Whedon is the writer creator of 1992’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer on the big screen. He later revamped (sorry couldnt resist) the concept and Sarah Michelle Gellar stepped … [Read More]
The World went into mourning today as everyone wondered what the hell happened to the other folks that post for The Movie Blog
Besides being a really cool alliteration, the Title of this post cannot be more true. A happen-chance meeting in downtown Toronto yesterday, put me into the Invitation-Only Private screening of Scarface at the 20th Anniversary DVD Release Party put on by Universal Pictures today. And folks, it was one swanky … [Read More]
Well, by now you’ve heard that Matrix is being released all at once to a worldwide audience. Which, I think is a neat idea, but probably not neat enough to require all the planning it would take to pull it off. – Besides you can bet your butt that the … [Read More]
Well, sure we all know that cheesy horror movies suck by nature – However, we seem to have a winner with the “over-the-top-in-suckiness-o-meter”. The winner is House of the Dead. The reviews are so untruthfully bad, it’s fun to research the reviews just so you can increase your vocabulary on … [Read More]
Well kids, I gotta admit, I’m disappointed with you. You and 2 million of your friends bought the 2 Fast 2 Furious DVD over the weekend ending monday. Why? Dear Lordy, Why? Let me help you here. You are not a Thug. You are not a Machine. You and your … [Read More]