Can someone please just shoot me? I feel like after the title of this post… and the first sentence I just wrote, I really shouldn’t have to write any more. In an age where there are 10,000 really talented actors (REAL actors) who are busting their asses to get a break… brain dead moronic studio heads continue to put 50 “No Talent Hack” Cent in movies. I could understand it a little bit if he proved that, despite being a useless piece of bear shit in the woods on screen, he at least legitimately drew an audience… but he doesn’t.
And yet, here he is, appearing in the second Jekyll and Hyde movie we’ve reported on this week (you’ll recall that a few days ago we told you about Keanu Reeves was also doing a Hyde movie).
The film is being directed by Abel Ferrara (who directed films like Bad Lieutenant and Body Snatchers back in the early 90’s).
Besides the idiotic decision to put 50 Cent in another movie… the other shocking thing is that master actor, Forrest Whitaker has agreed to play along side him.
Forest Whitaker – who co-starred in Ferrara’s Body Snatchers in the early-’90s – will join 50 Cent. But this is destined to be pretty outrageous. Whitaker will play the good Dr. Jekyll who invents a potion that unleashes his alter ego.
I can only assume that the studio has kidnapped Forrest’s family is is holding them hostage unless he does this doomed movie. WHAT THE HELL IS WHITAKER DOING?!?!?! He’s better than this!!!!! I know everyone has to eat… but come on man… have some pride!!!!
I don’t care to see a single frame of this movie. If the filmmakers lack even the most basic intelligence and put 50 Cent in their movie… then why should I have any faith they’ll do anything right at all? This movie is doomed and will suck on par with Battlefield Earth. Mark my words. (source: ShockTillYouDrop)