The totally pointless and absolutely useless MTV Movies Awards (but you have to admit the show itself is pretty entertaining) nominees have been announced. Once again, it’s all just films that were popular with kiddies (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Here’s the nominees list:
Best Movie: 300, Blades of Glory, Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan, Little Miss Sunshine, Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Best Performance: Gerard Butler – 300; Johnny Depp – Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest; Keira Knightley – Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest; Jennifer Hudson – Dreamgirls; Beyonce Knowles – Dreamgirls; Will Smith – The Pursuit Of Happyness
Breakthrough Performance: Emily Blunt – The Devil Wears Prada; Abigail Breslin – Little Miss Sunshine; Lena Headey – 300; Columbus Short – Stomp The Yard; Jaden Smith, The Pursuit Of Happyness; Justin Timberlake – Alpha Dog
Best Comedic Performance: Emily Blunt – The Devil Wears Prada; Sacha Baron Cohen – Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan; Will Ferrell – Blades Of Glory; Adam Sandler – Click; Ben Stiller – Night At The Museum
Best Kiss: Cameron Diaz & Jude Law – The Holiday; Will Ferrell & Sacha Baron Cohen – Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby; Columbus Short & Meagan Good – Stomp The Yard; Mark Wahlberg & Elizabeth Banks – Invincible Marlon Wayans & Brittany Daniel – Little Man
Best Villain: Tobin Bell – Saw III; Jack Nicholson – The Departed; Bill Nighy – Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest; Rodrigo Santoro – 300; Meryl Streep – The Devil Wears Prada
Best Fight: Jack Black & Hector Jimenez vs. Los Duendes (Wrestling Match) – Nacho Libre; Gerard Butler vs. ‘The Uber Immortal’ (The Spartan/Persian Battle) – 300; Sacha Baron Cohen vs. Ken Davitian (Naked Wrestle Fight) – Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan; Will Ferrell vs. Jon Heder (Ice Rink Fight) – Blades of Glory; Uma Thurman vs. Anna Faris (Super Girl Fight) – My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Best Summer Movie You Haven’t Seen Yet: Evan Almighty ; Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer ; Hairspray; Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix ; Rush Hour 3 ; Transformers
How does one give an award for “Movie you haven’t seen yet”? How does Blades of Glory get nominated for Best Movie? Whatever, like I said, the awards themselves are 100% nonsense and meaningless. The MTV Movie Awards show though is always entertaining to watch, and I think they seem to know all that.
Hey all! Did you know that anyone could win a Golden Popcorn Award this year – LIVE on the show by submitting your own movie spoof??!
Also – You can upload a picture to the “Web Wall” which will be displayed on the stage as well! Two chances to be seen by thousands of people!
Go to http://mtvmovieawards.yahoo.com
Good luck!
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MTV fucking pisses me off, dont know why they call it Music television, they never play music…oh wait, i forgot about TRL….WTF……they play like 5 seconds of a song, you fucking sneeze and you miss it…..pisses me off
Hey at least we still have VH1…..oh wait….fuck celeb reality tv…pisses me off
There are people who actually still watch MTV? They should change their damn name since they hardly even play any sort of music on that damn channel.
And I’d also like to institute a rule for this show that if you aren’t even gonna show up to accept the award, the award should pass to the runner-up. You know Johnny Depp will win, and you KNOW he won’t show up and he’ll pre-tape some mumbling shit. Boo hiss.
And Hairspray(HAIRSPRAY!) getting a nom? The FUCK?
300!!! I’ll root for 300, but these goddamn teen girls will vote for Pirates 2.
And how the hell did Johnny and Keira not get a best kiss nod? I hated that movie, but THAT was the kiss of the year. And giving out an award for a movie that hasn’t even come out…..makes no fucking sense. If the flick sucks, will the award be revoked?
Yeah it’s more about the show than the Awards (although the Oscars is heading closer to being that way every year, but in a very different wsy) But I will throw in my two cents about the winners anyway:
Best Movie:
Want to win – Little Miss Sunshine
Will win – Pirates 2
Best Performance:
Want to win – Will Smith in The Pursuit of Happyness
Will win – Johnny Depp in Pirates 2
Breakthrough Performance:
Want to win – Abigail Breslin in Little Miss Sunshine
Will win – Justin Timberlake in Alpha Dog
Best Comedic Performance:
Want to win – Sacha Baron Cohen in Borat
Will win – Sacha Baron Cohen in Borat
Best Kiss:
COULDN’T CARE LESS!
Best Villain:
Want to win – Jack Nicholson in The Departed
Will win – Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada
Best Fight:
Want to win – Naked fight in Borat
Will win – Naked fight in Borat
Besst Summer Movie You Haven’t Seen Yet – Doesn’t make a shred of sense but I’m going to take it as “most anticipated”:
Want to win – Transformers
Will win – Fantastic Four 2