I don’t know how my girlfriend keeps making me write this. I know how, but I can’t tell you (wink, wink). Magic Mike is another critic proof movie. Simply because I’m not the targeted audience they are aiming for. I will say, the first installment wasn’t too bad. It was … [Read More]
First, let’s call this movie for what it is. This is an “Amazing Amy” prequel (Gone Girl). I wanted this movie more than I want change in this country. Rosamund Pike is doing what she does best… playing a crazy, unpredictable woman who you don’t want to mess with. I … [Read More]
Director: Henry Hobson Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Abigail Breslin Gene: Drama, Horror, Thriller Synopsis: A teenage girl in the Midwest becomes infected by an outbreak of a disease that slowly turns the infected into cannibalistic zombies. During her transformation, her loving father stays by her side. [springboard type=”video” id=”1503617″ … [Read More]
I’ve been wrong about comedy before. So, I’m a little reluctant to get my hopes up high. Plus, Vacation is a reboot/sequel, and we all know how those turn out. They turn out bad, if you were wondering. That being said … the trailer was pretty funny. Chris Hemsworth was … [Read More]
[springboard type=”video” id=”1520011″ player=”tmbg001″ width=”599″ height=”336″ ] I love these “Bruce Almighty” type of movies because you don’t have to watch it for the story. You watch it for all the crazy things people do when given god-like powers. It doesn’t hurt that there’s a stellar cast including … [Read More]
Director: Tim Johnson Actors: Jim Parsons, Rihanna, Steve Martin Genre: Animation, Adventure, Comedy Aww, Dreamwork, how we love you so … even, if you are the stepchild of animation. You always do good work. However, not great work like your brother and sister, Pixar and Disney. This brings me to … [Read More]
This movie might be good, but this trailer was wack. I had no idea of what was going on from start to finish. I had to look up the synopsis on IMDB just to get an understanding of the film. Apparently, two kids go missing, secrets are revealed, rumors are … [Read More]
Dear Mr. Vin Diesel, I’ve been a big fan of yours, for a very long time, Mr Diesel. From The Iron Giant to The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury, you could do no wrong. Hell, I even love your break dance video, you did back before you were famous … [Read More]
Look, I’m going to keep this short and simple. Tom Hardy, playing two British Mobsters (yes, that’s with an “s”) during the 1950’s with Brian Helgeland as the director. As a great man once said, “Shut up and take my money!!!” In one minute and thirty five seconds, you can … [Read More]
First and foremost, I didn’t want to see this trailer. My girl made me … so, here I am. Chocolate City is the ripoff/spinoff of Magic Mike. Yes, the one where Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum are go-go dancers or strippers, I’m not really sure what are the differences. The … [Read More]
This is not going to be an unbiased opinion of the trailer. This is going to be a flat out rant, within reason. If my Editor in Chief decides not to post this, I can’t even be upset. M. Night Shit-malan is the worst director/writer/actor in the world. It’s non-debatable. Only, M. Night Sham-malan, would … [Read More]
I’m about to say something that I never thought, I’ll get to say. I’m excited for a Johnny Depp movie! I know right, it’s been a while since Mr. Depp delivers a good performance. A while is a bit of an understatement; but, hey, that’s all in the past now. … [Read More]