First Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Reviews are up

Apparently, I’m not friends with the right people — I don’t really know what to make of these guys, sometimes I’m determined to think that some of them are making stuff up. — Other times, I wanna beat them up. As it seems, a few people have squeezed (I prefer “whored”) into LOTR: Return of the King almost three weeks before it opens. Losers.

Ain’t it Cool News has three LOTR: Return of the King reviews posted — a few of them are more cleverly written than others, but, no surprise – they all loved it. Jerks.

Here they Are: Read ’em if ya want, beware spoilers.

Review 1
Review 2
Review 3

I’m gonna go grumble a little bit more… It sure is a good thing I don’t care about seeing the wildly anticipated, Return of the King 3 weeks before anyone else – in a big theatre – in a special screening – just for me — I mean, that must’ve sucked. I’d rather be knitting. So there.

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