In a world of film where classics find there way back to the big screen we are suddenly attacked with a cheap attempt to spurn those rug-rats into begging for the oldest new toy on the shelf. The original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie will be re-released with previously unseen … [Read More]
SHUT UP!!! Yeah You! Shut Your F@#%ing Mouth. You think I’m talking about “someone else”??, I’m actually talking about you. Yeah you, you smug prick — I’m trying to watch my movie, so maybe you should STOP BLOODY TALKING!! You know that one-liner you bellowed out? The one you thought … [Read More]
Okay folks, I’ll clue people in with a small review first, then I’ll ask questions about it. Elephant, directed by Mr. Good Will Hunting, is a slow, quiet and sutble film about a typical day full of typical kids at a typical high school in typical Oregon. Life is normal, … [Read More]
What do you think is the greatest Trilogy of all time? Matrix The Godfather Star Wars Lord of the Rings Free polls from Pollhost.com
To understand how much I’ve been anticipating The Matrix: Revolutions, you must first know that I’m one of the few people who thought that Reloaded was even better than the first Matrix flick. I thought it was intelligent, visually appealing and most importantly served up BIG helpings of kick ass. … [Read More]
Well this should be interesting. Okay, I won’t go into details of the problems I had with the American “Ring”, but it mostly had to do with a completely altered background story. (I didn’t say it was a BAD movie, I liked it, but I hated the revisions) The revisions … [Read More]
Make no mistake about it: Someone just made more money than the human race is worth. First, 2 Fast 2 Furious sold 2 million dvds in it’s opening weekend of public retail. (shame) Then, The Lion King smashed those numbers a couple weeks later by selling 3 million. Monsters Inc … [Read More]
Remember the Disaster Film? We haven’t had a real solid one of those in a while. Sure, you could say 28 Days Later carried lots of worldwide disaster, same with Reign of Fire (which sucked) — but the disaster in those flicks were the result of the focus – not … [Read More]
It’s only in a limited release at the moment – and I’m unclear of what it’s future billing is like, but Wonderland is pretty solid, despite a few shortcomings. Although only a few has Principal roles, the cast list is pretty impressive. I probably won’t be buying the Criterion Collection … [Read More]
At the time of this writing, the new full trailer for The Punisher has been Online for about 20 minutes — and it’s been kickin’ my a** for about 19 minutes. Thomas Jane – (also known as “The guy everybody thinks might be Christopher Lambert”) looks like he might be … [Read More]
From MSNBC:An enemy both to the machines and to the humans, Agent Smith is pursued by other agents, but as of √¢‚Ǩ≈ìReloaded,√¢‚Ǩ¬ù he has the power to take any corporeal forms and turn it into a clone of himself. In the first scene in which we see Agent Smith in … [Read More]
If you like Alien, you’re about to add something to your Christmas list if you don’t piss yourself in the process. Today, USA Today reported (click to read it) that on December 2nd (mark that day down), Alien, and all of its director cuts and sequels glory, will be released … [Read More]