I was flipping through some of my favorite MMA websites today and came across a comparison of “The Dean Of Mean” Keith Jardine (who can ben seen in the upcoming Gerard Butler film “Gamer”), and the viral video legend “The Techno Viking”.
Obviously, when you think of the Techno Viking video, you must immediately drop what you’re doing and go watch the Techno Viking video because… well… because we’re stupid.
So off I go to watch it again, and I got to thinking… I WANT TO SEE A TECHNO VIKING MOVIE!!! No, not a biopic, because who really cares who this guy is. What I want is a movie about how the Techno Viking patrols the streets at night dishing out vigilante justice. Evil doers will be committing crimes and then off in the distance hear thumping techno music and KNOW that they must stop their evil ways and flee immediately… because THE TECHNO KING COMETH!
Yeah… I’d watch that movie. And now that you’re thinking about the Techno Viking, you must stop what you’re doing and watch The Techno Viking.
but what the songs? dj name? this awsome music hast to belong to someone =)
Great idea for a movie, John…
And the music is AWESOME!
Wow. That finger pointing pose is so full of awesomeness :) I dont think even an actor can pull that off!
In case, someone is curious: at 2:23min he says: “Halt den Ball flach, Alter!”, which is something like “Keep calm, dude!”. Classic! :-)
The time is right for a Techno Viking pic. Get Henry Rollins in there for a final cage-match / dance-off:
http://bit.ly/Bdkus
Yes I also agree we ar stupid. But man oh man this video never gets old. All hail TechnoViking!!
You’re right John. We are stupid.
A movie would awesome, only if we could get get Lloyd Kaufman and James Gunn to make it
That technoviking guy is awesome. When I first saw Eric in True Blood, it made me think of this guy. He’d make a great True Blood vampire.
Hey John maybe this could be your next project.
Hey, I’ve got a great idea for the Thor soundtrack…
Dexter’s Laboratory
The Justice Friends
Valhallen
Hey John, maybe you should be the one to make a Techno Viking movie, I know I’d be one of the first in line to see it.
By the way, will you be posting something about how the screening of the Anniversary went?
Went amazing. Packed the place out with people sitting on the floor. Was very happy with it. Thanks for asking.
Wow, I’m really glad to hear it was packed, are you surprised by the turnout?
I saw the word Viking and immediately thought of Nagy:)
I thought the same thing. This post makes me miss Doug.
God damn it! When are we gonna get “The Goats Of Oden”?
I did as well. Even the post was reminiscent of him.
And this sounded like it came from his diary:
“Evil doers will be committing crimes and then off in the distance hear thumping techno music and KNOW that they must stop their evil ways and flee immediately… because THE TECHNO KING COMETH!”
But his would have had more profanity!