Bubba Ho-Tep Continues to Amaze

Okay, LOOK. I’m BLEEDING SICK OF THIS. How come sloppy bung piles can get released to the theatres and no one will give Bubba Ho-Tep a wide, and I mean WIDE, release?!?! WHY?!?! SONNY BLAZES MOTHER F&@^#!$!

So far, at the very popular Rotten Tomatoes critic site, Bubba Ho-tep has recieved a 100% rating!!! ONE HUNDRED!!! SEE??? Those Puckered-Up openings in the tail end of CEO’s suits MUST find that interesting. Sure, there isn’t many reviews, but they are ALL POSITIVE. All of ’em!! Hell, Did Mother Theresa have her critics?? YES… Does Bubba Ho-Tep? Nooooo. Do you need someone to beat this into you? How can you argue with that? “Well, you see, we didn’t release it because, as you can see here in this chart, everybody liked it.” — How much crack can one person USE??? Whatever University that guy went to, I wanna go!! Bleeding morons, running the show sonuva…motherjid[mumble]rdfll;aaw

I’ve got 5 dollars. 5 big smackers to chip into the project, let me send it somewhere… You want people to put up posters? I’ll put up your stupid posters. Want me to bring a friend?? I’ll buy some. Someone who isn’t mentally simple release this movie, PLEASE! This is the last time I ask!!!

Dear Rich People Who Clearly Don’t Know Any Better:
Release this movie. You’ll make even more money.

Go to www.bubbahotep.com to find out how you can help.
In case you’re wondering, Bubba Ho-Tep does have a tiny, and I mean TINY release from Vitagraph Films. But I’m talkin’ a slow “one city at a time, in a theatre you’ve never heard of” type release. Sorry, but if the lottery prize was dealt one dollar at a time, the winner would have to kill you.

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3 thoughts on “Bubba Ho-Tep Continues to Amaze

  1. Looks like studio bosses are too dumb to spot a goldmine when they see one… Just crank out another version of peter pan, and lets real originality die in the backwaters of the US… I’m guessing it’s going to have to be a personal screening with my multi-region dvd player, and a mate’s projector… Roll on DVD sales… :-(

  2. first of all WHAT THE F@?# ARE U PLAYIN AT!!! i live in the u.k, now if bubba ho tep is only gettin shown in theatres that people have never heard of in the states, then wot f@#&’/> chance does the uk have cant you stupid people wake up everyone is gaggin for it the critics are givin it reviews that most blockbusters havent got near so wot is the problem. get ya fingers out of ya asses and show bubba ho tep wide FUCKIN WORLD WIDE .

    some people i dont know, they cant spot a descent film if it came up and bit em in the ass the world needs bubba ho tep so get it shown you useless bastards!!

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