Surprise Surprise. Ashton Kutcher bombs

Surprise Surprise. Ashton Kutcher bombs at Box Office
Ashton Kutcher’s new film “My Boss’s Daughter” opened this weekend as a true Box Office disaster. Opening on over 2200 screens, Boss’s Daughter could only manage to pull in 5 million bucks. Good money says it doesn’t reach 10.

This shouldn’t surprise anybody. Ashton Kutcher is not an actor. He’s not a movie star. He’s a B grade sit-com regular, that’s it. How on earth this guy gets so much props from the pop-media had been a complete mystery to me. And yet, there he is on the cover of just about every magazine I see. Personally, I think this is proof that the “Mystic Order of Stone Cutters” really does exist and is pulling the strings or our little world. How else can one explain it?

Much like J Lo, Kutcher has achieved huge movie star status, without really doing anything that has earned him the title. The man is dating Demi Moore, and for that, every male on the planet should solute him and wish to be him… but they certainly aren’t paying money to go to a theater to see him.

Ashton is already signed up to appear in no less than 4 more films already in production/pre-production, and I’ll go on record right now and tell you that they will all 1) suck, and 2) make no money. There, my little rant for the day is now done. You may now return to your regularly scheduled lives.

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