Director: Andrew Stanton
Writers: Andrew Stanton (screenplay), Mark Andrews (screenplay)
Stars: Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins,Willem Dafoe, Mark Strong and Dominic West
MPAA: Rated PG-13
Synopsis: Former Confederate captain John Carter (Taylor Kitsch) is mysteriously transported to Mars (“Barsoom”) where he becomes part of a conflict between the various nations of the planet, whose leaders include Tars Tarkas (Willem Dafoe) and Princess Dejah Thoris (Lynn Collins). Carter takes it upon himself to save Barsoom and its people from a growing threat.
Right before the Therns are introduced Carter is held by a confederate officer played by none other than Bryan Cranston, albeit a small small role in the movie it is always fun to see Cranston practice his craft.
Once on Mars the movie becomes grand in scale, all the vistas are impressive to behold, Mars might be a barren wasteland but it looks gorgeous non the less. Inhabitants of Mars are well designed, they just feel right albeit initially quite silly but they grow on you.
The 12 foot green 4 armed Tharks whom are the tribesmen of this world as well as The Empire of Helium and its rival nation Zodanga. Tharks have a pivotal role in the story and thank god for it as they are far more interesting than the much more human looking people of Helium or Zodanga. Their culture and society begs to be expanded upon, Tars Tarkas voiced by William Dafoe, Jeddak of the tribe of Tharks that find Carter from the get go is not only expertly voiced but also interesting, torn between the ways of his people and what he feels is just.
This movie has many characters central to the overall plot but I didn’t enjoy some of them as much as the Tharks or Therns most notably most if not all of the Zodanga and Helium characters the dialogue is at its very worst when they drone on about their war, I don’t care about their struggle I am much more interested in the life of the tribes.
Being a huuuuuuuuuuge fan of the show ‘Rome’, to the point its a sickly obsession, there is always that voice in my head that speaks “hah its Ceasar” when I see a cast member. In this film that happened a lot. Early on there is Posca (Nicholas Woodeson) a fantastic actor I wish I got to see more of him happens to have a small role but he delivers. Now here is where it gets just down right bizarre: King of the Heliumites(?) Tardos Mors played by none other than Ciarán Hinds (Munich, Rome). I can see why he was cast in this film and to me this man IS Ceasar and will forever be the picture in my mind when I hear the name. Unlike ‘Ceasar’ Tardos Mors is a mouse of a man who only frets with some of the crappiest lines in the movie. Ciarán Hinds, as much as I love the gu,y it was just sad to see him in a role with such forgetful dialogue. Posca (Ceasars Slave), Ceasar, why not just add Mark Anthony (Ceasers #2) and that is exactly what they did. In comes James Purefoy as Kantos Kan, who’s Kantos Kan… second in command to Tardos Mors. You basically just cast them in the same roles they played in Rome with the difference being that these characters have such cheesy lines that they just do nothing but annoy me and further push me away from giving a shit about their fates. (Even Polly Walker from Rome has a tiny voice role in this movie.)
Our leading lady in John Carter is Lynn Collins playing the princess Dejah Thoris (made me think a lot of princess Leia), again the dialogue for her is rather poor but holy shit does she look good. Her outfits make me wonder if im still watching a Disney movie. Lynn being the absolute stunning goddess among women (marry me?) helps me forgive a few lines that I felt were delivered poorly, but again it may as well have been the sometimes way too cheesy dialogue.
Another notable character and one of the stronger performance’s in the movie is Mark Strong portraying the assumed leader of the Therns Matai Shang. His character is crucial for tying all these factions together and making sense of the story. As I reread this post I realize I have not even mentioned the pseudo main villain the Prince of Zodanga (Dominic West), for as much screen time, the character feel progressively less important as the plot develops but West does a good job as the perpetually scowling Sab Than.
John Carter does has a lot of strenghts, the grandeur provided by the cinematography, the use of 3D that rather than rely on the gimmick that is “its coming straight for us!” it remains subtle seemingly only present to add depth to the already impressive vistas.
Pacing was more or less steady and at a good rate throughout, the way the audience is feed the lore of the world and in general how things work, the hows and why. These little packets of must-know-information are dispersed without overwhelming and does a great job of teaching you the handful of alien titles that are used throughout the film. As soon as the current lesson of Basoom 101 starts wearing out its welcome you are moved along to the next plot point. Well done indeed.
What may come as a surprise is that this movie is violent and I am talking ‘Rambo’ like body count. As a stereotypical male I love me some senseless violence on the big screen but at the same time behind me there is a family of four, mom dad and two kids probably around 8-12 years of age. The scenes with the comic relief marsian dogmonster has them laughing and to be honest I laughed a few times too and didn’t mind that silly thing at all. Now in contrast the action scenes with sword play acrobatics it is dead silence behind me and I can almost feel their horror, haha. You might want to check your views on violence before taking the kids and if you feel that ‘as long as it is aliens or humans with blue blood that eat the dust its ok’ then you are in line with what must be the view over at the ratings board. It sure made me enjoy the movie more but not so sure I would take an 8-year-old.
The movie is not without some flaws and to me the framing device used at the start of the movie completely ruined any suspense the movie could offer. I felt as if the danger portrayed would easily be overcome and I never feared for our hero. The dialogue was somewhat uneven and far from the star of this attraction which is unfortunate but you remind yourself that you’re really here for the visual spectacle more than anything else. Being that I live in Europe you will not see a ton of reviews from me. At least not reviews on newly released movies. The sad fact of the matter is very few films have a worldwide release, most films I end up waiting for an additional month or more, the best I can hope to do is a dvd or bluray review. Luckily John Carter is a movie with a worldwide release and would you expect anything else from an estimated $250,000,000 movie.
In conclusion I highly recommend you go check out John Carter, it is an enjoyable 2 hours and 12 minutes filled with great visuals, fast action in an interesting world with a fun story to tell.
7 out of 10
Needs to be seen on the big screen.
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