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Breaking News: Iron Man Trailer To Be Turned Into Full Length Iron Man Movie

By John - April 14, 2008 - 17:55 America/Montreal

Will the insanity never end? Reports are now coming in that the beloved Iron Man trailer is going to be turned into a full length movie version. I’m sure they’ll ruin it for sure.


Wildly Popular ‘Iron Man’ Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

» 33 Comments

  1. Karl Hungus says:

    Hmm, well that was amusing.

  2. Klendathu says:

    God I love The Onion

  3. James says:

    And here I was merely holding out for the SE dvd of the trailer only, with never before seen seconds and director commentary track….

  4. Herby says:

    Have to watch it again for the crawls at the bottom.

    My favorite so far… “Yahoo tries to compete against Google by goggling “How to Compete against Google.”

  5. Torim says:

    they are right in doing this, this movie will make billions if not trillions of dollars.

  6. Jon H says:

    Brilliant clip.

  7. Karmicmonk says:

    “in seattle today, a man bruises 23 people in a punching spree” Thats pure gold, nay thats one precious metal above gold.

  8. Jagmir says:

    i don’t get it…

  9. Nixon says:

    so wats going on, add more scenes, in movies… ?
    either way Iron man ain’t gonna make a lot of money since GTA4 is comming out…

  10. nbakid2000 says:

    “HOLLYWOOD RUINS EVERYTHING!”

  11. Kristina says:

    I really hope they don’t add any scenes to that Meet Dave trailer. The trailer was bad enough!

  12. I predict the tralier movie will make at least 50 mil.

    Pretty funny John.;-)

  13. Mikey says:

    Punching spree….thats brilliant

  14. Turboz says:

    Ok so it took me about 15-20 minutes to realize this was only a joke I was sitting there like.. WTF how could they make a trailer a movie?… thinking… and thinking.. and then I realized what was going on here.

  15. Turboz says:

    PS… was anyone reading the ticker below?

  16. Freddy Castellano says:

    umm this makes no sense to me…..they are saying they are going to make a movie out of the trailer…isnt the trailer already a movie that we havent seen yet….in the video they are saying wouldnt it be amazing to see those 3 second clips as full scenes…umm…watch the movie…i guess im stupid but i just dont get this

  17. Freddy Castellano says:

    well i guess i am stupid

  18. bigsampson says:

    lol^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^lol

  19. Are they insane? Everyone knows that film adaptations of trailers always suck because they don’t stay true to the character established in the trailer. They always change things around, add material not in the original…. such a waste of time. Greed. That’s what it is. This is the quintessential example of everything that’s wrong with Hollywood.

  20. geoff says:

    fantastic! god bless the onion

  21. aldude says:

    I cant believe it !!! 23 people punched , thats terrirble. Who cares about the trailer, just dont watch it.

  22. Christian says:

    lol. That was great! I’ve always wondered why trailers weren’t being made into full length movies.

  23. legolamb says:

    Some of you guys sound like you don’t know what the onion is all about.

  24. Herby says:

    New favorite crawl.

    “Canadian dollar store crap now equel in value to American dollar store crap.”

  25. Herby says:

    “Shooting at Clevland School of the blind cause $200 in damages, no injuries.”

  26. Scott says:

    I’d hate to live in a world without sarcasm.

  27. Slushie Man says:

    I don’t know what the Onion was about (I do NOW, I goggled it), but even I could tell this was obviously a joke. I really can’t see how anyone could not understand that.

    Funny funny stuff, BTW.

    And Scott, I agree. it seems some people on this board live in that world. Hopefully the rest of us don’t get sucked through that portal.

  28. Sahil says:

    Wow I cant wait. I wonder if they will make a movie out of The Dark Knight trailer. It looked pretty good.

  29. Jason says:

    I wonder how much the Ontion got paid from Paramount for this.

  30. Meli says:

    LOL! way too funny.

  31. kanthan says:

    I love this, really Exposes the idiots who get so annoyed when movie adaptations of comics or books are announced

  32. sfsilver says:

    Brilliantly skewers the bread and butter of this site for sure. If we couldn’t drone on endlessly about how adaptations aren’t going to match up to the alleged genius of some 7th rate animated kiddie series from the 80’s or a comic book that less than .008% of the population even knew existed there’d be little to talk about here.

    The Onion rocks.

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