I’m sorry, I just had to do this as the amount of stuff in the Alien box set is practically stupid: Ready? Ready?.. Deep Breath.. and… GO! Discs 1-2: Alien (1979) –Theatrical version (117 min.) –Extended cut (seamlessly branched) (137 min.) –Commentary by Ridley Scott and technical crew –1.85 anamorphic, … [Read More]
Well, as it would seem, Disney is a rich company. Who woulda thunk it? MSNBC reports here that Disney broke a record for reaping a box office intake of more than 3 billion dollars. 3 Billion!.. Do you now how old I’d have to be before I saw 3 Billion … [Read More]
I fail to find the words to open the review of the vilest sequences of celluloid frames ever assembled in Film and Television history. The Star Wars Holiday Special Oh sure, you sit there all chuckling in your stupid little chair thinking I’m just trying to make it sound funny … [Read More]
Apparently, I’m not friends with the right people — I don’t really know what to make of these guys, sometimes I’m determined to think that some of them are making stuff up. — Other times, I wanna beat them up. As it seems, a few people have squeezed (I prefer … [Read More]
In the rash of old TV shows being made into feature films, this one looks like one of the more interesting offerings. I think Clooney is a terrific actor (even if some of his films have stunk worse than old cheese and Pauly Shore). As an interesting side note, FilmForce.Net … [Read More]
UPDATE December 15th 2003:: the Spiderman 2 Teaser Trailer is online! Click Here for the Little Version!!or Click THIS for the Wonderful Hi-Res Quicktime Downloadable Version As if going to see Lord of the Rings: Return of the King wasn’t already amazing! The good folks at Counting Down give us … [Read More]
Remember your first nightmare? – Not knowing what on earth was happening to your innocent little mind? – How about your first compound fracture? Your first slug to the face? How about this: The first time TV media took its newest piece of warped cargo and spiked it so far … [Read More]
From where I am, it is exactly one month before Christmas – and I present a glimpse into my soul – and bring you, in my humble yet startlingly accurate opinion, my list of the best Christmas flicks ever put to print. – Not just ‘really good’ ones, but the … [Read More]
Ok, for the record I think this movie looks more decrepit than Michael Jackson√¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s face. I came across this great quote from Wesley Morris of the Boston Globe: “This is a D-list starlet’s movie, something that should have ended up in Denise Richards’s lap.” Besides Robert Downey Jr. making a … [Read More]
Okay, so the Hellboy trailer is now online and it’s already killing people. **UPDATE** The Trailer is now HERE in Quicktime format… You Really Need To Go Here and see how forcefully well Hellboy could beat the piss out of your future. You’re still reading this? Go Already! Hellboy Official … [Read More]
Do You Have Any Idea How Many Movies You Could’ve Seen By Now If You Would Stop Supporting Lame Network Stations That Are Playing Nothing But Michael Jackson Anecdotes? Enough Already. It’s Pretty Sad When The Statement “Get A Life By Staying Inside And Watching Movies All Day” Is A … [Read More]
If you think that the recent comic book movie phase has gone on long enough, you’re gonna be punching yourself in the crotch to deaden the pain come 2006. Marvel’s CEO boasted a lot of news today that ensures the comic book movie will be around for at least another … [Read More]