For the purposes of full disclosure, let me admit right up front that I am 100% completely biased in my opinion when it comes to the upcoming movie “Bitch Slap“. Not because I’m friends with a couple of the people in it (you can be friends with someone and still have no vested interest in a movie), but rather because 2 of the lead women (The beautiful duo of Julia Voth and Erin Cummings) are working with me in getting my movie made. So in this circumstance, I do have a vested interest in the movie and its success.
With that being admitted, regular Movie Blog readers will know that I was excited about this fun looking flick long before I ever met the cast at comic con. The first little teaser trailer made it look like it would be delicious guilty fun… and this NEW trailer just reenforces that! Clearly no Oscar nominations in the future for Bitch Slap… but I sure as hell can’t wait to see this damn thing and I was grinning from ear to ear the whole time I watched this trailer. This movie clearly won’t be for everyone… but it sure is for me.
Great to movie to see when recovering from a hangover. One might not even notice the crappy CGI ;)
Hmm…Boobs, Babes, Explosions, Guns, Toilet Humor………yeah I’m sold. I’m simple minded, what can I say.
Wow this is pure trash! All the Hercules retreads trying to act and ripping off Robert Rodriguez. Did Roger Corman cosign this because if he didn’t someone needs to hand him a check.
It looks great and funny. And Kevin Sorbo is in it!!!
RODNEY…
who’s claiming to be an “original” person? not I, says I… just saying that it stinks to high heaven of that film… the boobs, the cars, the boobs, the desert, the boobs, the guns, the boobs, the fighting, the boobs…
just saying. it looks pretty ungood. plus i never said that you shouldn’t watch anyother ones nor did I say that F.P.K!K! was the only one. (just said that in my opinion it is the QUEEN of the genre) No need for a sad old re-boot of something dead and gone. plus it looks too polished and clean. too high budget and “hollywoody” even if it isn’t.
doesn’t look like what it wants to be.
The green screen stuff look iffy at best but hopefully it manages to keep it fast and furious with some decent bad ass dialogue.
I did however like “Next stop, Brown Town.”
I love all these “original” people cussing out this film because it belongs in the sexploitation category and then pretending Faster Pussycat was the only movie in that genre.
Guess you shouldn’t watch any movie in a genre if there has already been one before? Please.
I completely disagree SERVERKING. It doesn’t look like a good B movie. it looks like a shit rip-off of a GREAT B movie. Faster,Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
i love how johns comment boxes are black SHIT i want mine like that too…
Straight to DVD right?
Looks like a good B movie comeon there is worst shit released in the theaters much like those CRAPTASTIC spoof movies. I would take this over any of those shit sandwiches. Its a B movie people its suppose to be so bad its good and this looks interesting. I will buy it.
Hey Chris,
No, EWF didn’t make any points at all. When I had Milo on my show I ripped Heroes Season 2 right to his face and I only gave Pathology a 7 out of 10 which is lower than what some other critics gave it and only 2 points higher than the Rottentomatoes average on it.
I had the cast and director of “What we do is secret” on the show and I said it was the worst music bio pic I’ve ever seen.
I’ve had Neveldine and Taylor on the show lots of times… but I gave Crank a great review long before I ever met them.
I had Oliver Stone on for “World Trade Center” and I only gave it a 7, which was the exact Rottentomatoes average.
So it’s all nice and good to throw around accusations when you don’t have to back them up with… you know… facts.
Anyone who says I’m biased is just SAYING it, because you can’t back it up. Unless (like in this post) I say right up front that I am biased.
lol…ewf got his comment deleted….tho he makes some….umm interesting points, he did come off wrong insulting a man on his very own blog….
i agree with EWF partly and u do show your personal interests but its all good cause its your blog haha….but mainly cause this movie looks like crap…which is no reflection on the lovely ladies who seem to be great people that are in a working field that needs actresses…and they needed jobs.
plus EWF is a asshole for his retarded actions and childish way of attacking a person for stating his opinions.
So is this a Planet Terror rip off without the zombies?
This looks like FASTER PUSSYCAT, KILL, KILL meets MAD MAX. Probably a great rental, I wont pay for it in the theater though.
u shouldnt get frustrated michael….i see what this movie is tryin to do….but it indeed looks quite bad….im not expecting an oscar nom movie, i expect a decent one, that i might enjoy….this just doesnt do it for me….
the excuse “its supposed to be cheesy, thats what its tryin to do” doesnt cut it anymore….sexbomb, the slut, and the stripper….lol, yea ok….ill see it for free maybe…but that trailer was ass
women:
please dont judge ALL men because of this trailer, we are sorry and we apologize from the rest of us.
that message should also be showed after every single rap video or porno
glad youre back man, how was the move?
my question John… what makes you want to see this and want to talk total SHIT about The Spirit?
i mean. i personally think that The Spirit looks more fun.
this looks like a bad. bad movie. some of my favorite movies are bad movies too. but this just looks not good even in what its trying to be.
i’ll just rewatch faster, pussycat! kill! kill! again.
this is just a tired looking take on a grande ol’ sceam.
Ug, people who can’t appreciate what this movie is clearly aiming for and offering, or at least understand what it is, frustrate me. Movies are for entertainment. Not every movie has to be Gone with the Wind.
I think this looks like fun. Can’t wait to catch it.
CRAP
apart from the 3 boob shots at the start that was rubbish, and looked like it was made about the same time as the A-TEAM, not sure I can say how good the actresses were with that material to work with but I hope they are better for The Anniversary.
Bias must be wearing thin John, surely, with your criticisms.
my god, that was fuckin AWFUL. hot chicks and big boobs are cool and all, but i cant see myself paying money to see this shit. to each his own i guess. u did like that pos crank….different strokes for different folks
Hmmm, pay $10 to see this movie…
Or get internet porn for free…
And welcome back John.
As a movie critic: God, this does look terrible, and it’ll probably have some bad acting
As a regular Teen: Holy Hell, I can’t wait!
JOHN’S BACK !!!
The movie looks freakin’ awesome !!!
So when are you going to have Erin and Julia on the show as Guests?? :P
Welcome back John, we missed you.
meh……doesnt do it for me.
ok, that looks awesome! I wanna see that now!