After the kick ass Bitch Slap interview I hit the con and scoured the maze for cool people and bitchin’ art. This is my journey…
I was greeted by the dudes from 300, then we ate yogurt off his abs

This guy asked me for a smoke

This green dude got gang raped; I took a picture and alerted authorities

James Bond parked his car in this plastic case

Cobra was out recruiting

Cobra Commander says Work HARDER!

Props From Conan The Barbarian

Sweet shank From Conan The Barbarian

….I wanted to steal this helmet

Darth was like, I forgot my puffer brah, sucks to my assmar

Dr. Strange and Crew Laying down some smack on the Hulk

The King isn’t dead; he works on the Death Star

Lloyd Kaufman gets shot in the genitals for selling his stuff so cheap

Mummy 3 dudes getting ready to hunt freaks and geeks

John and I dressed up in our convention outfits

Fantasy model Stacey E. Walker autographing smut for some loser

Suicide Girls representing

Justice finally catches up with me













