Look above, at the above picture of Lando Calrissian.
Consider his face, look into his eyes, what is he thinking?
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“Where’s my pay check?”
…you like my big black gun don’t ya…you wanna play with it baby, see it shoot perhaps?…
I know it’s pretty baby but I didn’t take it out for air
“You just jelious cause my black dicks thicker.”
My Cock is bigger than this gun. And it fires farther. Yes. It’s true. And these are my bedroom eyes.
Doug.. My back hand(the one hidden behind the gun) Is there to cup your balls.
thank you.
Daaaaaaaaaaamn straight!
“Do you want to touch my piece?”
Damn Luke, pour out some liquor for your dead homies fo’ I have to bust a cap in dat ass! I got this OE right here.
Shit, baby I’m Lando Calrissian does it get more that than me? Now, slip over here and give your daddy some sugah….Two tongues, hmm, yeah honey.
Makes me want a Mace Windu Lando Calrissian “Road to..” movie.
damm, i finally beat someone all over the internet. touche.
the_dude, i was thinking about posting a pancake joke, but you beat me to it, well played sir.
maaaaan, pancake night…..hurry up sucka…
“yep im black and in space….and im not dead yet….and i wish a muthafucka would try….deadliest mustache in the galaxy…..ask leia…and han”
You think this gun’s big?
“I bet Leia likes her coffee BLACK with loads of that sweet sugar!”
I’m cooler than the backside of the pillow.
Thats right! I play with toy guns. Have a problem with that?
“We only have a Burger King at Cloud City. I asked for a Big Mac…..and i got one”*
*Stolen joke courtesy of Chuck Norris facts
::::Hums Lionel Ritchie’s “All Night Long”:::
I’m here to shoot ass and chew bubble gum, and in space… THERE IS NO BUBBLE GUM!
Baby, that’s not the only weapon I’m wearing.
“I’m a handsome man”
“Nothing is Smoother Than an Ice Cold Bottle of Colt 45”
“I look good, I mean really good. Hey everyone! come see how good i look!”
Colt 45? The gun or the malt liquor?
Hey Leia wanna mustache ride?
“Howcome Han doesn’t want to get high anymore? he changed man.”
”I’m gonna take care of your kids tonight”
“I wonder if in this picture I’ll look super awesome, or just regular awesome…”
“If I dress like Han, then maybe I could replace Han…”
Me – check/Leia-check/squash-check/Doug-checkity check check!!
“DAMN! Leia is as hot as Han said she would be! …but, what’s with the hair?”
Lando Calrissian…Superfly of the cosmos!!
this isnt a real gun.. what kind of chump do you take me for?
Oh Leila, you make my heart melt….
Seriously … Are you telling me that I’m the only black dude in the universe?
I wonder how much john will give me for getting leia’s slave costume
WHERE THE HELL IS MY COLT 45!
Get ready to be blasted by my COLT .45
I’m getting ready to knock me off a chunk of some hairy wookie ass.lando style baby!
Blaster…check
Mustache…check
What’s missing? The cape, but you don’t need it you handsome scoundrel.