Human Centipede 2 – Teaser?

I am sad to announce there will be a Human Centipede 2. We learn this from the director himself in this incredibly lame teaser for the film. In the teaser he mentions how people called his film the sickest film of all time. He also once again boasts how the first film is 100% medically accurate, which to this day I still don’t understand why that is a selling point for the movie. Who cares if it’s medically accurate, it’s also 100% medically accurate to lock someone in a glass room and fill it with human farts until the person dies but no ones making that film.

Anyways, if you’re a horror fan and enjoyed the first human centipede then congratulations to the Director for finding such a random audience. I just hope in this new film the mad scientist sows the directors mouth to a tigers ass and then a giraffe to his ass cause lets face it that’d be funny to see.

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12 thoughts on “Human Centipede 2 – Teaser?

  1. This guy needs to get over himself. It looks like he’s one of those folks who feeds his ego on negative attention. He hopes that people will attack him so he can spin it as “hating”.

    FTR I’ve never seen the first one either (but plan to eventually).

  2. First of all, in regards to Cloud 720 no I have not seen the first one. But I can promise you a film where they sow mouth to ass is not going to be the greatest film in the world for me. You can make an educated guess if you will or will not like a film. The whole premise of this film seems stupid to me, and if you’ve seen the first trailer and wasn’t turned off by the horrible acting of the two lead actresses then you only want to see this film to watch someone poop in someone’s mouth in which case I recommend “Two Girls and a Cup.”

    Don’t worry TY, I don’t take the comments posted on my articles personally. Everyone has an opinion and for me to share mine publicly one can only assume it could cause debate or in some cases attacks. You wonder why I’d post about something I could not care less about? Because a negative opinion and a positive opinion are no different, I can’t possibly only post about things I like nor would I want to. I’m sure there are things in life that bother you and you express that distaste to other people, thats the same thing here just talking about how I felt about a lame teaser for a film I would never watch.

  3. “In the teaser he mentions how people called his film the sickest film of all time”

    Incorrect, he says “It really will be the sickest film of all time”.

    Also, I have yet to see the first film… but the whole “100% accurate” bit sounds actually pretty amazing. The fact (apparently) that you can mimic the digestive tract of a centipede by sowing peoples mouths to an ass sounds amazingly gross (albeit, sure, a little ridiculous).

    Just kind of surprised you have so much hate for this, even attacking it for the wrong reasons. Pretty horrible post.

    However, I gotta say that the teaser was just as horrible.

    1. Watch the video again Ty. He says that people said the first Human Centipede was the Sickest film of all time and that he intends the sequel to “really be the sickest film of all time”

      And the whole 100% accurate thing is a gag, even at the end of the teaser you see the “un” added to the Accurate title. This is not biologically possible.

      Lastly, Dan is aloud to have all the distaste for this he wants, and he is not “hating for the wrong reasons”. He doesn’t like it and thinks the idea is poor. That’s his opinion and its not the wrong reasons for disliking it.

      And this teaser is dumb, even if you are a fan of the series.

      1. I apologize for the misquote, then. I missed him saying it twice.

        As for the “100% Accurate” bit, I wasn’t saying that it was true… just that it gets your attention, imo. If you can put yourself into the mindset that something like that is actually possible, then all the more fun.

        I’m not saying Dan isn’t entitled to an opinion, just the way he was talking about it made me wonder why he’d waste his time posting something that he clearly doesn’t like – especially if there’s such a “random” audience out there.

        “And this teaser is dumb, even if you are a fan of the series.”

        As for this, idk if you’re agreeing with me or telling me something that you think I don’t already know… but just in case its the latter – “However, I gotta say that the teaser was just as horrible.”

        I will admit that I attacked Dan’s opinion, which he has a right to. Sorz, Dan.

  4. LOL is that guy for real? the dude should of just kept his mouth shut soulds like a dumb ass, he has to be joking must be going for the its so stupid you should see it kinda film

    1. Did you see the trailer? You wouldn’t be saying it’s the greatest movie ever made if you had.

      It was a waste of celluloid, and I agree with PhoenixP3K, it took me a while to get that image out of my mind.

      Utter crap.

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