Bay Orders Megan Fox to put on Weight

There is a weight problem going on in America today. Everywhere you see it. Either its signs educating you on childhood obesity or its rail thin “fashion sense” of the supermodel industry. I really liked the exchange during Knocked Up where Katherine Heigl is being offered a job as an on air personality and the producers are trying to tell her to lose weight. Yeah. That’s awkward. Heigl is maybe 112lbs soaking wet, and to be more appealing on air she has to lose weight.

Well I tripped over this bit on MSN this morning trolling the gossip section of MSN and found that Michael Bay doesn’t like skinny chicks, so he ordered her to put on some weight for Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

For 2009’s Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, director Michael Bay ordered her to gain ten pounds in three weeks. “I have a serious sugar tooth, so now I eat red-velvet cake before I go to bed every night, and if you eat meals later, you’ll put on weight faster, so I had dinner at 10 p.m.,” she says. Eat cake, look like Megan Fox. Ok, got it.

I so agree! That girl needs a sammich!!

Sadly for her role in Diablo Cody’s Jennifer’s Body, she was instructed to lose weight. Because apparently if you tip over the 100lb mark you are unappealing! Bay strikes a chord so close to my heart. Let her eat cake! Forget 10lbs. Put on 20lbs and stay healthy.

Slim can be pretty, and there are plenty of girls out there who are slim that look great. But when you hear that some waif is being instructed by her director to get smaller, there is something wrong. And her dieting advice was starvation. Just don’t eat.

I think Megan Fox is beyond hot. But it has nothing to do with her size -2 waistline. I quite think a few pounds would fill her out a bit more and she would be hotter. As my rule of thumb, if you can see ribs you are not eating enough.

Marilyn Monroe was a sex symbol in her time. Fuck that… she was THE sex symbol. No one oozed sexual presence like Marilyn. And she was reportedly 160lbs at 5’6″. So when did half that become the standard?

Let’s protest the waif.

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22 thoughts on “Bay Orders Megan Fox to put on Weight

  1. @RyanMag

    Yea, you’re gay alright. (Laughs) Just kidding. But how can you not think she’s hot? She frickin beyond any level of hotness.

  2. So your argument is that you don’t think Megan Fox is attractive just because you were told she was by a magazine list?

    And you would throw away the entirety of a woman over some thumbnails that don’t appeal to you?

    I think you have some unrealistic measuring sticks by which you grade your women. I feel sorry for the constant scrutiny you might place over a significant other.

    I think Fox is hot because I think she is hot. A magazine didn’t have to tell me that.

    But I also think she needs a sammich.

  3. Marilyn Monroe was apparently 120, not 160!

    Megan Fox is okay. It’s fun to be told who the “hottest woman in the world is” and be forced to declare her your personal sex goddess, like we’re all male robots with these signals being shot into our brained by a great and willing conspiracy between movie studios and internet websites…

    …but the fun has worn off, for me at least. Megan Fox is just another stupid doll of a woman. Bring on the next faux icon for us to drool over.

    P.S. Megan Fox has weird thumbs. Really weird. Her thumnails are like three times as wide as they are long. Once I noticed that it made her 1/2 as hot to me. They need to send her back to the robot doll factory and get her fitted with thumbs that aren’t defective.

  4. Shes nice an all but sometimes you would just like to be her someday s but at the end of the day you just except ur body and eat well and feel great.
    I knew there were something secret about her she should be hot but eat at the same time.
    Fell right don’t think of someone else because deep inside they know there wrong.

  5. i agree….sick of all the skinny white chicks (no offense) roaming along hollywood….thank u mr bay this may be the best idea you’ve ever had…

  6. Yeah, I’ve never understood why girls would do that. For example, John’s favorite actress Alba used to be curvy and hot in Dark Angel – nowadays (before baby) she’s as skinny as a toothpick. Bring back the curvy Alba and maybe just maybe she can pick up acting lessons along the way.

  7. @ Chris wrote “Bay’s just fattening her up so he can eat her.”

    haha..I don’t know why but that comment nearly made me spit out of my coffee, hilarious.

  8. maybe instead of trying to fix megan fox’s weight problem everyones been complaining about perhaps he should fix the 5 autobot 32 humans problem that almost no one complained about repeadetly in fan sites

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