Everyones favorite Russian lesbian jail bait sensations are back! Ladies and gentlemen, T.A.T.U. are doing a movie. We get the dish from moviehole:
According to T.A.T.U Forum, the top-selling popstresses are set to make their film debut in a new loose-biopic from filmmaker Roland Joffe.
Called “Finding T.A.T.U” it’ll tell the story of how an American Girl and a Russia Girl – both from rather screwed up homes – head in search of their favorite band, T.A.T.U.
This is too damn funny. I think if you are over 30 and are there opening night; their is a good chance you will end up on a watch list. That is why I am going on the second day matinée. The only thing more ridiculous that this would be a Clay Aiken water sports video where he gets pissed on by hairy trucker dudes. I would also catch that as a matinée.
I could see this being made a few years ago, but it seems too late to do this now. Hasn’t the hype died down? Then again 2 girls that kiss, being followed by another 2 girls that kiss may be enough to put the people in the seats. I will admit it has high camp factor – I wish John Waters was directing this. This is another movie just screaming for a drinking game. Every time the Russian sluts make out you take a drink.
This is the greatest news to come out of Russia since they traded their awesome national anthem for the shitty one.
