T.A.T.U. THE MOVIE

tatu.jpgEveryones favorite Russian lesbian jail bait sensations are back! Ladies and gentlemen, T.A.T.U. are doing a movie. We get the dish from moviehole:

According to T.A.T.U Forum, the top-selling popstresses are set to make their film debut in a new loose-biopic from filmmaker Roland Joffe.

Called “Finding T.A.T.U” it’ll tell the story of how an American Girl and a Russia Girl – both from rather screwed up homes – head in search of their favorite band, T.A.T.U.

This is too damn funny. I think if you are over 30 and are there opening night; their is a good chance you will end up on a watch list. That is why I am going on the second day matinée. The only thing more ridiculous that this would be a Clay Aiken water sports video where he gets pissed on by hairy trucker dudes. I would also catch that as a matinée.

I could see this being made a few years ago, but it seems too late to do this now. Hasn’t the hype died down? Then again 2 girls that kiss, being followed by another 2 girls that kiss may be enough to put the people in the seats. I will admit it has high camp factor – I wish John Waters was directing this. This is another movie just screaming for a drinking game. Every time the Russian sluts make out you take a drink.

This is the greatest news to come out of Russia since they traded their awesome national anthem for the shitty one.

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20 thoughts on “T.A.T.U. THE MOVIE

  1. hopw fucking lame……u should have never posted this garbage….instead show more panty pictures of this retarded group……and what the fuck does T.A.T.U MEAN….MAYBE CRAP

  2. LOL, crazy. I remember this group. Think they were popular for about a month. Has anyone seen any of the pics from they’re concets? Holy crap, it looks like on stage lesbo porn set to music! Not that I’m complaining in the least bit. ;) They might of gone pretty far if they’re songs didn’t suck, I think they’re sex appeal is what carried them on for longer then a week.

    I remember hearing about that anime they were going to do. Was kind of looking forward to it, mostly cuz I love anime and lesbians. :D

    Have to say I’m a bit looking forward to this film too, if it does get made, unlike the anime. But again, mostly just cuz of the fact that it is about them and they’re damn hot lesbians and possably about some other screwed up lesbians aswell from the sound of it.

    Maybe the reason why they’re doing this film now after they’re fame has died is to resurrect it threw they’re sex appeal. If you can’t be successful popstars, then shoot for pornstars! ;p Worked for Paris Hilton, sort of, and Christina Aguilera just said “fuck it” and mixed them both together! >_LOL, crazy. I remember this group. Think they were popular for about a month. Has anyone seen any of the pics from they’re concets? Holy crap, it looks like on stage lesbo porn set to music! Not that I’m complaining in the least bit. ;) They might of gone pretty far if they’re songs didn’t suck, I think they’re sex appeal is what carried them on for longer then a week.

    I remember hearing about that anime they were going to do. Was kind of looking forward to it, mostly cuz I love anime and lesbians. :D

    Have to say I’m a bit looking forward to this film too, if it does get made, unlike the anime. But again, mostly just cuz of the fact that it is about them and they’re damn hot lesbians and possably about some other screwed up lesbians aswell from the sound of it.

    Maybe the reason why they’re doing this film now after they’re fame has died is to resurrect it threw they’re sex appeal. If you can’t be successful popstars, then shoot for pornstars! ;p Worked for Paris Hilton, sort of, and Christina Aguilera just said “fuck it” and mixed them both together! >_<

  3. @Chrisp:

    “They’re not going to get us”.

    The lyrics are easy to remember. In fact, it’s one verse and the title of the song repeated ad nauseum. Oh…I’m sorry…did I just like…remind people of that tune….my bad.

  4. Their anime got cancelled after they “group” fell apart and something happened with their manager. I barely remember what their 1 song was like.

  5. They need to include the whole scandal about the one that apparently slept with the seedy manager when she was underage.

    Ah – the music industry . . .

  6. Maybe it’s because I’m a girl, but I don’t get the fuss over two chicks kissing. Unless they’re hardcore fucking, it’s no big deal.

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