Rich sent this link to me. I offer no commentary on this story whatsoever. I simply offer it here for you to read. I make no statement about my personal excitment (if any) over this story. I am not saying this is the coolest thing I’ve read today. I’m certainly not saying this has created sweet sweet images in my head. Good heavens… that would just be pig-ish of me. It’s a good thing I’m not saying all those things.
Here’s what the folks at Ananova are reporting:
Angelina Jolie has revealed that she is an expert at lesbian sex. Angelina, 29, said: “I absolutely love women and find them incredibly sexy.
“I have loved women in the past and slept with them too. I think if you love and want to pleasure a woman, particularly if you are a woman yourself, then certainly you know how to do things in a certain way.”
Ummm… yeah. I claim the right to remain silent.
She`s a Pig. Nothing more than a trash skank whore.
Let me at her!!! :D
I enjoy farting.
It would be actually. I believe you can be locked up under the new anti-terror laws just for saying no to her.
o man..if i had the chance to sleep with A.J. oooo man it would be a sin not to!
Just amazing, you men are just amazing. I cant stop grinning over here.
Damn those Al-Qaeda BASTARDS!!!!!
Hmm, now what if al Qaeda threatened to kidnap her, instead of Crowe?
Jolie is a national treasure and should be treated as such.
…No comment, I just leave you with the dripping drool from my mouth, and the huge googly eyes, and the standing ovation…
XuN
I really thought that this was your story John.
I’m with you. Tight lipped all the way.