Holy Crow! It looks like Ba’al has heard our petitions, delighted in our sacrifices and may make our dreams come true! Unconfirmed tipsters from parts unknown are claiming that Justice League may be delayed and/or axed completely due to the writers strike and casting issues. We get the saucy scoop from our friends at IESB:
“The cast for Justice League is mediocre, the execs know it’s mediocre, it’s going to go down to wire on this one, this movie cold be huge but right now it’s plagued with a couple of big issues and the WGA strike isn’t making things easier,” our source tell us.
So what’s the final verdict on Justice League? I was having dinner this evening when I got a call from one of our moles over at Warner Bros. who told us, “Justice League has been pushed back to at least April or May and possibly a start date as late as June or July…that is of course if the movie doesn’t get scrapped altogether.”
This is the only good news that was left for the satchel of mistakes known as Justice League. If they put this garbage in the can and return to the drawing board – we can hope again that perhaps, one day we will see a quality JL picture. This movie’s progress has infuriated fans at every step like no movie I have posted about (save for maybe G.I. Joe) and it is glorious that the people at the helm may have the sense and foresight to stop this trainwreck.
I hope the WETA costumes don’t go to waste; I call dibs on Wonder Woman. I need a Halloween present for my lady friend the Pleasure Witch, and I am in great need of a golden roping.
This could be the greatest news of the day, I do not know of one person that was still excited to see this. Some things can’t be fixed and need to be discarded. I hope beyond hope that these rumors be true; this would be triumph for me, and for you.