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Say what you will about Uwe Boll. But this is the funniest thing I’ve heard of in a long time. Uwe Boll is challenging critics who have given negative reviews of his past films, to a boxing match!
Check this out from AICN:
“Towards the end of the filming of Postal, the five most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms. As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra/stand-in in Postal and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a BOXING RING to fight Uwe Boll. Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10-bout match. There will be five matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All five fights will be televised on the Internet and will be covered by international press.
Funny? Absolutely! Kinda Sad? Definetly. Lets all hope Uwe is a better fighter than a filmmaker.
this will be better than porn.
Is Uwe Boll a genius? That picture says ‘YEAH!!!’
I’ve never seen one of his films, maybe that’s why I don’t hate him as much as you guys. Personally I find everything this guy does fuckin’ hilarious. Look at that picture! That’s AWESOME!
now this everyone will pay to see.
I’m on the waiting list.
I hope whoever gets in the ring gives him a knee to the balls because I watched House of the Dead. Do you know the site where the fight will be showed.
Dungeon Seige will apparently be in 2 acts….one in theatres and one on DVD……isnt that just plain stupid….
Well, I can be calm and say my thoughts on this, but after finding out that Boll got $60 MILLION for the [3 HOUR] Dungeon Siege movie, I must get this out of my system…
BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF UWE BOLL!!!! SHOW NO MERCY TO THAT IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I’m good. Carry on.
hell yeah. critics and uwe battlein off.
This just proves that the regular people boxing with little to no former experience with one another is five minutes of more entertaining material than Uwe can apparently come up with for his movie.
Peace- Beejag
I want to buy tickets to this match. Anyone know where I could get some??? I’d like to see him be decimated.
Dude. In Postal you get to decapitate people with a rusty shovel etc. It was all about meaningless gore and violence. Of course it gets a movie adaptation.
Actually postal IS a video game adaptation. Postal was a crap-ass PC game from back in the late nineties. The point of the game was that you were a postal worker and you went back into your post office and killed everyone. It was a fairly stupid game from what i remember. Hardly deserving of even an Uwe Boll movie adaptation.
To even wonder if anything Uwe Boll does could be good means you should be locked up. It was never the content of the movie, it was the AWFUL direction.
There has never been a better example of what happens when good ideas get bad directors.
I hope he gets the snot beat out of him so that the next time he thinks about directing he will remember the beating he took and think twice.
nord
Guys can we all agree that a couple knocks to the head will only improve Uwe Boll’s directorial abilities?
Fuck it, why can’t I be one of those critics? Aleast Uwe is providing us with nice entertainment. And another thing as Postal is not a video game adaption I’ve been wondering could this movie be good?
Well, that and the end credits :)
cool! my post made it up. Anyway, yeah i agree with you Darren. I guess that could mean that the five minutes of Postal featuring these scenes might actually be… decent? nah. never mind.
The real funny thing about this is the person directing the coverage of the boxing match will be a better director than Uwe.