Hot Popcorn! Top 10 Favorite Eye-Candy Actresses

And this is *not* to diminish their fine acting skills.  Or lack there of.  But let’s face it… sometimes, we’ll pay to see a movie we *know* is not good, because the eye candy is worth it.  Or wait for the Netflix option.  But I digress…

That’s right.  I love these women on the silver screen, regardless if it’s 2 thumbs up or a lot of rotten tomatoes.

So to kick off our new category: Hot Popcorn! — Here’s my Top 10 list of actresses I’d pay to see, regardless of how bad Erik and Lars say the movie is, counting down to number 1…


10. Halle Berry: I watched all of Cat Woman.  There’s the proof she belongs here.


9. Jessica Alba: The whole… Sue Storm… had its moments.  Hrm.  It had a lot of moments, actually.  I think I’ll be watching some FF tonight.


8. Lucy Liu.  Charlies Angels.  Ahhhh….


7. Eva Mendes: I had Will Smith envy after Hitch.  Nice wetsuit.  ’nuff said.



6. Jennifer Aniston: Nice girls don’t finish last.  They finish 6th.



5. Penelope Cruz: She pretty much just has to say stuff and look at the camera and I’m done for.



4. Jessica Biel: Was that Blade movie good?  Not sure.  All I remember is some serious crossbow skills.  And I may not even be remembering that correctly.



3. Kate Beckinsale: Van Helsing.  Leather.  That is all.



2. Ashley Green: Was it Twilight?  Ya, she was cute… but did you see those Sobe Lifewater body paint ads?  Google is your friend.



1. Angelina Jolie: I’d say she melts celluloid, but that’s so last century.  Other than Girl Interrupted, which was hot in its own offbeat way, she’s a friggin’ digital dominatrix.  Adopt my kid, Angelina!  We can then be all parental together.



Honorable mentions:

  • Megan Fox: I don’t like her, but most of you do, and I didn’t want to hear your flak about it.  Yay.
  • Ashley Judd: How much talent can one family have?  Freaky.  Loved her with Mr Freeman.
  • Charlize Theron: I think being that Wuornos chick sorta killed it for me.
  • Keira Knightley: I dunno.  Something about her wants to make her fall in love with me.
  • Winona Ryder: Shoplifting schmoplifting.  This is about movies.  Not real life.
  • Natalie Portman: I’d be with her in movies or real life.
  • Salma Hayek: She smolders.
  • Sandra Bullock: Jennifer was lonely as the only girl next door.
  • Kristen Stewart — but hey hon, can you smile or something?

Ok.  Toss out your faves, and let the popcorn throwing begin!

Mmmmm buttery!

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42 thoughts on “Hot Popcorn! Top 10 Favorite Eye-Candy Actresses

  1. Ok, fellas. The last word here…

    Nicky whelan- hall pass
    Nathalie kelley- tokyo drift
    Nadia bjorlin- red line
    Malin ackerman- watchmen
    Alice eve- sex and the city 2
    Yvonne strahovski- chuck
    Kate beckinsale- van helsing
    Olivia wilde- the changeup
    Megan fox- transformers
    Keira knightley- king arthur

    …not necessarily their sexiest role but an identifiable one

  2. I gotta agree that Salty’s list is a bit from “old school” days, but nothing wrong with maintaining a like for someone based on memory (you’ll see why in my list). While my friends and I constantly discuss our “Top 5”, I always found it hard to keep the number to 5, or even 10. I admire HDpunk’s 17.

    Mine, in no real order:
    -Rachel McAdams (have you seen Midnight in Paris?, Great “behind” scene when she’s loading the van/suv).
    -Mila Kunis – just too hot.
    -Piper Perabo (have you seen Covert Affairs? Holy Hotness!
    -Scarlett Johansson – especially that scene from Iron Man 2, when she enters the ring.
    -Anne Hathaway – I also can’t wait to see her in Dark Night Rises.
    -Angie Harmon – looking REALLY good in Rizzoli & Isles.
    -Sandra Bullock – The woman just keeps getting better with age.
    -Charlize Theron – I love blondes.
    -Amanda Seyfried – something really f*ckable about her.
    -Penelope Cruz – Always looks good.
    -Chrisina Hendricks – such a cutie.
    -Kate Mara – OMG! Too hot!
    -Natalie Portman – So hot, but dear lord, never let her be in another comic book movie, unless it’s more like V for Vendetta.
    -Monica Bellucci – Wow, just wow! I’ll never forget the first time I saw her in Matrix Reloaded.
    -Emma Watson – so cute.

    After doing up this list, I need a few min. ;)

  3. Not bad, but I’d nix Penelope Cruz (voice too annoying), Eva Mendes (butterface) and Ashley Green (who?).

    My most notable omission: Rachel Weiss.

  4. Definitely some good mentions on here… I may reconsider on a few points :-)

    I tend to prefer actresses who have been around 4-5 years, and are of legal drinking age… just me.

    Hang in there… weekend’s almost here!

  5. i would agree with this list 5-10 years ago..

    in no particular order, my list now would include;

    Olivia Wilde
    Mila Kunis
    Emma Stone
    Scarlett Johansson
    Lyndsy Fonseca
    nne Hathaway
    Christina Hendricks
    Mary Elizabeth Winstead
    Kristen Bell
    Anna Kendrick
    Kate Beckinsale
    Rachel McAdams
    Natalie Portman
    Megan Fox
    Kristen Stewart
    Charlize Theron
    Marisa Tomei

    notable mentions from tv; Julie Benz & Summer Glau

  6. Jennifer Aniston never hit it to me, well, it just personal taste. But i’m with you on Angelina Jolie (smoldering cinema est 1994), Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale, Eva Mendez, Penelope Cruz.
    Also i would like to add Monica Belluci (quintessential milf), Scarlett Johansonn, Mila Kunis, Charlize Theron, Natalie Portman, Marion Cottilard, Milla Jovovich, Olivia Wilde, Anne Hathaway, Amy Adams, Emily Blunt into the mix

  7. Scarlett johansson(like Nathan said), Taylor Cole, Amber Heard,Blake lively…would watch anything these girls are in. But the list is good except for I’m not into Alba THAT much, sue storm was hot indeed but that’s kinda it for me.

    But cool idea to list eye candy actresses. cant wait for top 10 foreign actresses

  8. WOW, Your list sucks lol, based on body I hope not face, here are some better choices no matter the age, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Lawrence, Minka Kelly, Claire Danes, Yvonne Strahovski, Kate Winslet, Selma Hayek, Charlise Theron, Keira Knightley, Kate Bosworth, that’s just a few, I really hope this hot popcorn thing doesn’t catch on, and if it does you need to include the men!!!

  9. no Anne Hathaway? to me, she is one of my definitions of ‘eye candy’.

    can’t wait to see how she’ll steal the show in The Dark Knight Rises.

    1. A glaring omission! I agree. For a long time, the whole… what was that series, the princess diaries? made her uninteresting… but Devil Wears Prada? Definitely opened my eyes. Been a fan since. Good call.

  10. Yeah you are forgetting the Aussies… Nicky Whelan, Abbie Cornish. The Ukrainian Mila Kunis and English Alice Eve and my favorite American Amber Heard.

      1. Dude dont get me wrong, I appreciate this post/list.
        but a topic like this is bound to have a few guys like me add in our 2 cents.

        Halle Berry is STILL hot, Jennifer Aniston, not so much (great photo though)Eva Mendes must pay monthly “she’s so hot” fees cause she’s been played out awhile, Lucy Lu? maybee 10 yrs ago at best,(same with anniston)Jessica Alba looks like Ally Mcbeal of late (that photos old as well)Penelope Cruz looks hot in THAT photo..

        this list woulda worked in 2001(and I get ya)
        But now-a-days you gotta fit in :

        Scarlett Johansen, Minka Kelly,Blue girl from Avatar :),Christina Hendricks,Natalie Portman,Kerry Washington, Kim Kardashin (cant act but is nice just to look at),Olivia Wilde!…

        jus sayin’

        keep these comin though

    1. Oh, by no means did I take offense — I just wanted you to expound a little bit on your opinion.

      Trust me, you have no idea how much better I feel now that I know I’m not the only guy who digs the blue chick in avatar.

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