The Little Mermaid says: “You’re A Slut”

Little-Mermaid-SlutI love Disney easter eggs. The first one I really noticed was in The Lion King, when Simba flops himself down on the edge of a small cliff and the dust that kicked up formed the word “Sex” in the breeze for just a split second. Hilarious!

But now it looks like the sweet little hottie from the sea, The Little Mermaid, is getting into the act too (and let’s face it, we all know she dresses like a $5 hooker). The good folks over at Cinematical give us this about the new Princess Shimmering Light Ariel doll:

The doll’s voice track is supposed to spout banal, Disney-approved pap like “you’re a wonderful friend” and “sparkles are so beautiful,” but 40-year old Stephanie Herrera claims that pushing Ariel’s voice button three times quickly with a specific rhythm causes the doll to blurt out something that sounds exactly like “You’re a slu-ut.” According to insidebayarea.com, the claim has been verified by at least one other person.

So what’s next? A Princess Fiona talking doll that says “Oh ya baby, play with my anatomically correct parts”. Where were these toys when I was a kid?

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17 thoughts on “The Little Mermaid says: “You’re A Slut”

  1. Actually, here’s the picture if you don’t feel like watching that video…

    Do NOT copy and paste. Take out any “[]s” and whatever word is in between them, actually put whatever it says in the link. It wouldn’t let me send a message with a colon and whatever…

    www[dot]prodisney[dot]ru[dot]nyud[dot]net[colon]8080/index.php?page[equal sign]clones.php

    This thing doesn’t let you put certain content so sorry I could’t just simply put the link in to copy and paste.

  2. There weren’t a bunch of penises on the front of it. There was only one BIG one in the middle of the castle. And yes, the new DVDs have new covers. No more penis. It’s just a picture of Ariel.

    This video shows and like highlights the exact penis that was on the cover. It’s kinda cool… and funny…

    This thing wouldn’t let me embed it but here’s the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3Cg5ngJaYM

    I’m also surprized no one brought up Aladdin. When the genie is disguised as a bee and whispers “take off her clothes”.

    I have also NEVER heard of King Triton ever having a boner. I know about the priest, though, which was edited out for the DVD, btw.

  3. It also reminds me that the cover of the little mermaid had a bunch of penises on the top of the castle. Does anyone else remember that? They did change it eventually when word got out.

  4. I thought Pocahontas was the slutty one in the whole Disney barage of animations.. she was with o0ne guy in the 1st one and then moved on to another on the 2nd movie… LOL.

  5. There was a Teletubbie doll that said “Faggot faggot bite my butt” when you hit the button. NO JOKE. It was all over TV in the States a few years back.

    And The Little Mermaid herself is a mindless little slut, the whole movie is her chasing after some guy. Lame shit. Watch Nemo instead.

  6. I can see why it looks a little bit like “sex”, because the tail on the F looks kind of fractured towards the x, but you cannot possibly deny that it could just as easily be an F.

  7. http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Disney/Images/LKS2.jpg

    I definitely don’t see a bottom horizontal line on that “e” John. Not all “damage control” is trying to cover up for what actually happened, simply what bully accusers forced them to cover up. Of the entire 50 person effects team that worked on The Lion King, you’d think one of them would have said “heck yeah, that;’s exactly what we did” once he left the company. Nope. Not a single one has ever claimed that it wasn’t the SFX signature.

  8. 10 years ago when I was high school this girl gave a speech for class about all of the sex related easter eggs in Disney movies. One thing she mentioned is that at some point in The Little Mermaid, Ariel’s dad has a huge boner. It’s been awhile since I watched this movie but I believe it’s during some ceremony or something.

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