Best Cinematography to Memoirs (which is doing really well), and no surprise, best actress goes to Reese Witherspoon (yeah… she deserved this one). Hear the update here.

Will Smith hands out Best forign Language film, and then a STUNNING ZiYi Zhang handed out the best editing award to Crash. Then, no surprise, Hoffman takes BEST ACTOR for Capote. Well deserved. Hear the update here.

Ok, stop having all the nominees for best song perform all their songs. No one wants to see it. It’s stupid. Best song when to “hard out here for a pimp” to which we say “who cares”? Sound editing went to King Kong. And then the “In Memoriam”. You can … [Read More]

Oh look.. more montages! Fricken montages. That and Jake talking more about how DVDs suck compared to seeing movies on the big scree. Well, at least they then did something right and gave the Honarary Oscar to Robert Altman which was great! Hear the update here.

The Art Direction category was a great one (although handed out by a hagred looking Sandra Bullock). Anyone of them could have won… but Memoirs of a Geisha took it. Then Smuel Jackson wasted more of our time with another usless montage. And then the president of the academy gave … [Read More]

The documentaries take center stage… March of the Penguins takes the big one. WHY THE HELL IS JENNIFER LOPEZ AT THE OSCARS. Here the update here.

Steve Carrell and Will Ferrell looked amazing handing out best makeup, and Morgan Freeman hands out Best Supporting Actress to Rachel Weizs. Hear the update here.

The Wilson Brother’s giveout best short live action… Chicken Little gives out best animated short (which was dumb), and Jennifer Aniston hands out best costume. Hear the update here.

Best Visual effects goes to King Kong, Best Animated film goes to Wallace and Grommit, and Ben Stiller in a green suit taht just didn’t work. You can hear the update here.

Great opening to the show… jon Stewart isnot going over as well as we thought he would… and GEORGE CLOONEY wins Best Supporting Actor in the first surprise of the night. Hear the update here.

In this update Doug talks about Selma Hyack causing him to take some sexual private time, and we talk for a moment about that FUCKING ANNOYING red carpet interviewer. Gaaa! You can hear the update here.

Doug give keen insight on the brazilian bushes brought in for the Oscar. Hear the update here.