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Spy Kids: Armageddon (2023).

Spy Kids: Armageddon Review: A Techno-Spy Adventure

In the world of cinema, it’s not uncommon for film franchises to spawn multiple sequels.  Each new entry attempts to recapture the magic of the original, while bringing something new to the table. Spy Kids: Armageddon, the fifth installment in Robert Rodriguez’s Spy Kids series. This latest entry treads familiar territory with a fresh twist! This issue is that it falls short of recapturing the charm and excitement of its predecessors. While it offers a playful take on the digital age and maintains the franchise’s commitment to family values, it struggles to balance its whimsical premise. The lack of a cohesive narrative results in film moments that entertain in spurts. Overall this latest entry fails to live up to its predecessors.

The film follows the Torrez-Tango family, whose members are descendants of the world’s greatest secret agents. Nora Torrez (Gina Rodriguez), Terrence Tango (Zachary Levi), and their children Tony (Connor Esterson) and Patty (Everly Carganilla) are living a seemingly ordinary life as a family of secret agents turned tech consultants. However, their world is turned upside down when a powerful game developer named Rey “The King” Kingston (Billy Magnussen) unleashes a computer virus that grants him control over all technology. This forces the Torrez-Tango family to don their spy gear once more, as they embark on a mission to save their parents and the world from impending technological Armageddon.

The Good:

Spy Kids: Armageddon (2023).

The Spy Kids franchise has always been able to blend family dynamics with high-stakes spy adventures. Spy Kids: Armageddon is no exception to this tradition. The chemistry between the Torrez-Tango family members is palpable. The film actually succeeds in conveying the importance of family bonds. Gina Rodriguez and Zachary Levi deliver enjoyable performances as the parents-turned-spies. Levi is able to tap into his playful charisma and Rodriguez’s channel’s determined energy providing much-needed emotional depth.

The younger members of the cast, Connor Esterson and Everly Carganilla, also deserve praise for their charming performances as Tony and Patty. Their youthful enthusiasm and believable sibling banter bring a sense of authenticity to the family dynamic, making it easy for the audience to invest in their journey. It’s clear that the filmmakers understand the importance of grounding the film’s fantastical elements in relatable family relationships.

The Bad:

Spy Kids: Armageddon (2023).

Where Spy Kids: Armageddon falters, however, is in its execution of the overarching plot. The premise of a villain gaining control of all technology has potential, especially in today’s increasingly digitized world. Unfortunately, the film struggles to explore this concept in a meaningful way. Instead, it leans heavily into the fantastical and often absurd aspects of the spy genre. The decision results in the film sacrificing coherence for over-the-top action sequences and gadgets. While these elements have always been a staple of the franchise, they feel more exaggerated and disconnected from reality in this installment.

The film’s reliance on digital effects and green screen technology is both a blessing and a curse. On one hand, it allows for imaginative set pieces and creative visual concepts, such as a thrilling virtual reality chase through a digital cityscape. On the other hand, the overuse of CGI sometimes detracts from the film’s overall immersion. Some of the action sequences, while visually impressive, lack the physicality and tangible stakes that made the earlier Spy Kids films so engaging.

Billy Magnussen’s portrayal of Rey “The King” Kingston, the film’s main antagonist, is a mixed bag. While he exudes a certain charisma and eccentricity, his character’s motivations and backstory are underdeveloped. Kingston’s transformation from a game developer to a tech-savvy supervillain lacks the depth and nuance needed to make him a memorable adversary. As a result, the film’s central conflict feels less compelling than it should be.

Another area where Spy Kids: Armageddon struggles is in its pacing. The film often feels rushed, with the plot hurtling from one set piece to another. This pacing doesn’t allow the audience time to fully absorb the stakes or connect with the characters. While this breakneck speed can be exhilarating at times, it comes at the expense of character development and emotional resonance.


Despite its shortcomings, Spy Kids: Armageddon manages to deliver moments of fun and nostalgia for longtime fans of the franchise. There are nods to previous films, including the return of familiar gadgets and characters, which will undoubtedly bring a smile to the faces of those who grew up with the Spy Kids series. Additionally, the film’s message about the importance of family and teamwork remains a heartwarming core that resonates throughout.

Spy Kids: Armageddon is a bit of a mixed bag. It successfully captures the essence of family and adventure that has defined the Spy Kids series for years, thanks in large part to the endearing performances of its cast. However, it falls short in terms of its plot execution, pacing, and character development. While it offers moments of entertainment and nostalgia, it ultimately struggles to recapture the magic of its predecessors. If you’re a die-hard fan of the franchise, you may find some enjoyment in this latest installment. Newcomers and casual viewers, this may not offer enough to warrant a full recommendation. Spy Kids: Armageddon is a serviceable addition to the series, but it doesn’t quite reach the much-appreciated zaniness of its predecessors.

Spy Kids: Armageddon Review: A Techno-Spy Adventure
  • Acting - 6/10
  • Cinematography/Visual Effects - 6.5/10
  • Plot/Screenplay - 6/10
  • Setting/Theme - 6.5/10
  • Watchability - 7/10
  • Rewatchability - 5/10
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