Walter the Farting Dog will be sauntering onto the silver screen with the Jonas Bros in tow. We get the following news regarding this film from our friends at movieweb:
20th Century Fox has signed on the Jonas Brothers for their feature starring debut in Walter the Farting Dog, based on a bestselling series of books by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray.
The title character in the “Walter” books is a fat dog with severe flatulence. The brothers play musicians whose parents are asked to care for the dog by an aunt just before she passes away.
Q: What do you get when you combine a farting dog and the Jonas Brothers?
A: A Pile of shit!
(I’ ll be here all week folks!)
I have heard wind (no pun intended) of this children’s series of books and was surprised that it caught on. I think all things related to farting are disgusting; many however, find it to be hilarious. Whenever I hear a fart from any animal, I can’t help but think of airborne shit wind being recycled by my pink supple lungs…and the thought offends me.
With the Jonas brothers on board and a farting dog in tow, I am certain this project will be fairly popular with the youngsters. We will be sure to keep you posted on the details as they are made available to us.
Jonas Brothers thas cool.
super
♥I love the jonas brothers and i agree with all of the other jonas brothers fans comments here. They are a great boy band and are apropriat for all ages and if you dont like them then why click on links that you know will come to them? JB fans RULE ♥
I Am totally in love with the jonas brothers (literally me and nick are gonna get married! Lol not really) but seriously they are like millionaries, popular (totally hawt) musicians, and AMAZING GUYS but I don’t know why they would do a movie about something as immature as a farting dog! I mean come awn kevin is like 22 and joes like 19 gawd!
OMJ!!!!!!!!! I TOTALLY AGREE WITH cheer4jonas bebe! they are so much better than that! hehe u go girl!
Omj!! i love the jonas brothers!!! thier so cute!! i love them. and farting dogs r cool too!
well…personally, i love the jonas brothers…but a movie about a farting dog? come on…they can do soooo much better than that!
fuck you jonas brothers ROCK
fuck you jonas brothers ROCK
I happen to think that the Jonas Brothers are a great boy band. Their music is amazing and apropriat for all ages unlike a lot of the music out there. So to all of you out there against the Jonas Brothers, I am not saying anything bad about what you like so why are you saying something mean about what I like. You are entitled to your opinion but keep it to yourself!
I also hate Fox for the Watchmen case.
King Johnny
Fox hasn’t come to their senses since Date Movie came out.
AAAAGGH!!!!!
DOUG! that video is TORTURE!!!
im going to blast rise against until that video is completely out of my memory
[buy rise againsts new album “appeal to reason” NOOOOWWW]
and i remember reading that book
dude.
its 6 pages long.
@ Dragonslayer:
The only thing I expect FOX to do is come to their senses and that this thing get’s canned faster then that JLA abortion!
It’s Twentieth Centure Fox, the guys who brought you Bratz, Alvin in the Chipmunks, and Garfield. What do you expect?
Waiting for the fans of the Jonas Brothers to grow up and loose interest in them is taking too long.
I am thankful beyond measure that my daughter has better taste than to like that annoying manufactured boy band.
What the heck is this nonsense?! Is God trying to punish us for something?! As if the Jonas Brothers were insufferable enough, now they want to drive us into further insanity by doing what sounds like a bad Nickelodeon show!
Just watch….Within the next few years or so, terrorists plotting to attack the US are going to use this movie as evidence as to why they should..
I like the idea of a dog farting on the Jonas Brothers.