Whatever the moviegoers think (that’s us by the way) Uwe Boll can attract the stars and raise the money for his movies. Coming Soon carries the latest signing for Dungeon Seige:
Ray Liotta will play the villain, Gallian…The Hollywood Reporter says Will Sanderson, former NFL star Brian J. White and German supermodel Eva Padberg have joined the cast as well.
Wow. How he got Liotta involved I’ll never know, fantastic villain though. So those plus the existing names attached give us the cast:
Jason Statham, John Rhys-Davies, Matthew Lillar, Leelee Sobieski, Burt Reynolds, Ron Perlman and Kristinna Loken
Joking aside there are some bigger names in this movie, I really am surprised given the track record with the fans and box office. Okay, they make loads more at the DVD stage and he’s somehow turning a profit to pay them, but still. Isn’t there any reputation left in Hollywood or these actors? Apparently not…$60 million production says not.
Okay I get Kris Loken (she’s in Boll’s upcoming Bloodrayne) but I fail to see the appeal of Uwe Boll’s films. Maybe he’s a nice guy, gets along with actors. Maybe he gets the budget right, knows people…
And then he and his film editors get stone cold drunk in post, screw up the films. Hahahaha.
No, the evidence is in the House Of The Dead DVD, where the *cough* actresses *cough* invest quality time researching thier roles by playing the coin-op game.
Hahahahahahaha
But hey, his only good point is that he somehow got a very hot babe/talented musician Bif Naked to cameo in Dead. She does not appear in any other Uwe Boll film.
Hmmmmm….