Blade 3 (AKA Blade: Trinity) synopsis
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So Day-vuhl and I have this friend named Dave Canfield who is, without a doubt, the biggest geek I know. And he is quite proud of this fact. This man has the largest collection of odd movie memorabilia (including an authentic leg-lamp a la A Christmas Story), figures and books … [Read More]
I HATED Scary Movie 1 & 2. I thought they were just awful. Slapstick spoof comedy only works if it’s actually funny. These movies weren’t. I know that’s subjective, but it’s my opinion. I think I giggled a total of 4 or 5 times combined between the two of them. … [Read More]
Well, sure we all know that cheesy horror movies suck by nature – However, we seem to have a winner with the “over-the-top-in-suckiness-o-meter”. The winner is House of the Dead. The reviews are so untruthfully bad, it’s fun to research the reviews just so you can increase your vocabulary on … [Read More]
All righty, Rodney mentioned I should post it, so here it is. A few years back a couple of us ran a movie reviews website at www.movie-reviews.org (pretty clever name huh? We thought so.) Anyway, after a few years, it just got too expensive and too time consuming. But that’s … [Read More]
Take your hand. Cover it with glass shards. Now cram it up your butt. Grab a hold of your stomach. Squeeze until everything’s shredded to bits. Now, while you’re doing that, have a truck drive through your face. You’re now watching “The Grudge” a movie made to freak you so … [Read More]
Few people admire Harrison Ford more than I do. Just that fact that he played Han Solo will make him a favorite of mine for the rest of my natural life. For nearly 20 years, Ford appeared in rock solid films that enjoyed critical acclaim and HUGE box office success. … [Read More]
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s that time of year and I’m broke. I’m not kidding, if you want to help send a starving artist to the Film Festival, now is your bleeding chance. As it stands, I will be serving the grumpy public various forms of food while I watch my … [Read More]
Jeepers Creepers 2 topped the box office as mentioned in a previous post, but the reviews for it are just brutal so far. Bad enough that we’ll probably see a significant drop off at the Box Office next weekend. Here what som eof the reviewers are saying: James Berardinelli said: … [Read More]
We’ve all done it. We go and stand in line for a sequel to a film because the first one or two were so darn good. The curtain goes up, and BANG! The shotgun of sobering disappointment shoots us right between the eyes. So, lets take a few minutes and … [Read More]
Although its still summer, this is a horrible time of year for films. As I look down the list of movies being released soon, almost nothing excites me. Dickie Roberts looks pathetic. The Order is a joke. Cabin Fever, maybe. Cold Creek Manor looks like it might surprise us, but … [Read More]
And apparently, everybody stayed home Wow. Do you know how many landmarks were broken this past weekend? You probably don’t know, because as it seems, you were doing something else. 1) Freddy vs. Jason – is the first horror movie to stay at number 1 for more than a week … [Read More]