Hey there folks. On this installment of The Audio Edition (now in Audio only and Video) Doug, Darren Bruxy and I discuss:
1) The Films 4 Food Fest (It’s THIS Saturday folks! Register now!)
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3) Movie Ticket Scalping
4) Lost Boys 2 and sequels that aren’t really sequels
5) Why the Golden Globes are dumb
6) The Blades of Glory trailer
7) Has porn now ended teh HD format war?
8) Box Office results
All this and a few things more.
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How about the 2nd-4th or 5th or whatever Crow movies? Simply trash
ALL OF THEM!
I’d hit Ellen, why not?
I wouldn’t hit it.
John, I like CB podcast, too. If I don’t I wouldn’t recognize that moment. Maybe spoof wasn’t the most appropriate word. Tribute maybe. Pardon me, I’m from Eastern Europe. Anyway, that was damn funny!
2fast2furious was a non-sequel to me
Hey Ruffian
Ummm… i like the boys over at CinemaBlend a lot… but… what spoof? I didn’t do a Cinemeblend spoof.
I agree with the above statement.
While I didn’t see stomp the yard, and I don’t doubt it was a generic film, you should understand that stepping has been a major component of black fraternities and is actually amazing to watch…whiteboys.
Oh, John, that CinemaBlend spoof at the beginning of audio version of show was absolutely hilarious :D Great inside joke :D
I’d totally tap ellen
Campea would fuck Ellen ’til her kitty kat meowed and he damn well knows it.
can wait for the video version on itunes its going to freaking sweet. :)
I bet ellen is funny at the oscars.
Porn Jihad! You guys slay me!
I agree with Bruxy, if you really were a fan you’d get in line or get the information needed to get the tickets at the retail price.
Doug, glad to have you back – even with your crazy idea that vampire surfers would make a cool movie!
Something went south with Bruxy’s audio in the last half of the show. Baby Shucking – coming up in JackAss 3!
Ellen is Fuggly
My dick just sucked up into my body cavity in sheer horror
just thinking about parting her smelly meat curtains and
hearing the heavy deep bass rumble of the queef escaping
captivity…..
No to fucking Ellen’s unfunny crotch-rot hole.
My pubes just shock-whitened at the thought.
Ugh.
Sequals having nothing to do with the first one:
Halloween 3
Fast and Furios Tokyo Drift
Smokey and the Bandit 3(the bandit only makes a cameo)
The Birds II(i bet hardly anybody remembers this one..theres a reason for that)
Whatever dvd format the porn business choses is not as important to the out come of the blu ray/hd dvd wars as you may think. In the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s the only place you could find porn was either at the newsstand or on video. Now you can watch porn all the time on the internet, most of it for free. VHS/DVD has lost it’s hold on porn forever.
I think what’s more important is which format the video game industry will choose in the future (Sony PS3 not withstanding) That industry is as big or bigger than the porn biz.
“Carlito’s Way: Rise To Power” – that’s slightly incorrect Joey. It was based on the book’Carlito’s Way’ by Edwin Torres; the Pacino movie was loosely based on that book and the book’s sequel, ‘After Hours’. Also , “Starship Troopers 2” that crap fest, has something to do with the first: the bugs war. This is equal to, say, Friday The 13th or AvP since it is the creatures / killer that returns. All the rest are good examples.
I wish to add:
Behind Enemy Lines II : Axis Of Evil
The Net 2.0
The Glass House 2
and…oddly…there’s one such film that just got released today on DVD.
UNDISPUTED II !!! Wesley Snipes and Ving Rhames isn’t here …settle for Michael Jai White.
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Now: on with it.
I think Stomp The Yard did well due to the Martin Luther King Jr hoilday (seriously) and that what opened against it were overhyped, overproduced or undercranked. Stomp knew thier target audience. Dance/musical films are in right now. BTW, Stomp holds a Tomato of 23%.
No mention of the jump in ‘Children Of Men’…Sheesh.
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Was it just me or did some audio fade in and out? I could hardly hear Bruxy, and sometimes Darren C. was hard to hear.
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Vampire Dolphins!
The New Lost Boys meet thier match as The Creature/Fishman formerly of the Lagoon, expands his territory and mounts an unexpected comeback.
– Sealer
“Carlito’s Way: Rise To Power” – that’s slightly incorrect Joey. It was based on the
also , “Starship Troopers 2” that crap fest, has something to do with the first: the bugs war. This is equal to, say, Friday The 13th or AvP since it is the creatures / killer that returns. All the rest are good examples.
I wish to add:
Behind Enemy Lines II : Axis Of Evil
The Net 2.0
The Glass House 2
and…oddly…there’s one such film that just got released today on DVD.
UNDISPUTED II !!! Wesley Snipes and Ving Rhames isn’t here …settle for Michael Jai White.
*********
Now: on with it.
I think Stomp The Yard did well due to the Martin Luther King Jr hoilday (seriously) and that what opened against it were overhyped, overproduced or undercranked. Stomp knew thier target audience. Dance/musical films are in right now. BTW, Stomp holds a Tomato of 23%.
No mention of the jump in ‘Children Of Men’…Sheesh.
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Vampire Dolphins!
The New Lost Boys meet thier match as The Creature/Fishman formerly of the Lagoon, expands his territory and mounts an unexpected comeback.
– Sealer
If it meant that I could tap Portia De Rossi …?? Yeah I’d take one for the team and boof Ellen. Ellen on her own … No fuckin way!
Will Ferrell has tried to branch out… Stranger than fiction, Melinda & Melinda, He also had a little drama that I haven’t seen called Winter Passing with Ed Harris. But I will agree with Darren in that the comedic side of Ferrell is going to shine through all of the characters he plays.
Saturday night will always survive. Kaufman held it up and it flopped when he left, then Adam Sandler came and single-handidly saved the show, and once he got famous and left. Ferrell saved it from the downward spiral once again.
Porn always trumps Hollywood.
PS. Fuck Babel, it won’t win the Oscar. Nor will Trannie-Lover Murphy, Affleck for Gold!!!
The video idea is fantastic! I’ve been listening to you guys for so long, over a year now, that it’s nice to actually get a look into the secret world of the Auido Edition.
I think that once you own a ticket for an event, you should be allowed to do whatever you want with it. It’s yours. You bought it. You can burn it in a fire if you want to, or sell it for whatever the market is willing to pay for it.
Ellen is ass ugly
Golden Globes are a joke
Roadhouse FOREVER
I was listening to the Audio-only edition and I couldn’t hear Bruxy speak at all in the last half of the show. What happened?
why is Darren in widescreen and nobody else? was it to make up for him not having the leather chair?
1) I wish I didn’t spend my money in November on my college trip to Venice, because I would have given up that trip to go to the film4 for food fest. I will go next time…Maybe I can get someone to scalp me tickets to this one :P
3) I belive once you buy a ticket it’s your business what you do with the ticket. YOU bought it, YOU have the right to do what you want with it, it’s YOURS now! If I bought Optimus Prime and I sold him at a higer price, well thats my business, his my Prime, I gave the company my earned cash for it.
6) I have a really good feeling about Blade Of Glory. Maybe Heder will get back on the right track with this one. I laughed my ass off when Heder was flapping his arms skating with that big goofy smile on his face.
some more DTV Sequels that had nothing to do with the original
American Psycho 2
Carlito’s Way: Rise To Power
Single White Female 2
Starship Troopers 2
those are just a few that i can remember off the top of my head
and on the topic of will ferrell being the “brickhouse” of snl i will agree he was the best cast member there on his tenure on the show but the late Phil Hartman was the best in the series
I’d tag that….. so I can say that I did.
Porn Jihad = Genius
On Ellen:
Brown Bag, dude.
Doug’s international greeting is always one of the highlights of the Audio Edition for me.
Great show as always guys. Love the video, it adds a different dimension to the show and suddenly makes you guys more “real” I’d say keep both formats (video and audio) for sure.
It’s funny that you mentioned Phantom Menace and scalping. I actually bought my Phantom Menace ticket off a guy who stood in line for $100. We may be geeks, but we’re geeks with passion.
I liked seeing yall and everything but I want more action!! I think I prefer the regular audio edition because I like to imagine yall strangling each other or throwing tomatoes/small children around..and some explosions..and hookers dancing around
Amazing amazing amazing! That video was just awesome and so funny! You guys never cease to amaze me.
So were you guys in a studio? How did you pull that off?
Awesome!
Hey Ryan,
Yes! As of the next Monday show, the video with subscribable with iTunes.
Cheers!
If these video editions are going to end up more regular are you guys going to make it ipod compatible?