This trailer broke my heart! Why you may ask? Because for five seconds, I thought it was a Cliffhanger reboot. Okay, my rant is over, and let us proceed onto the trailer. I love seeing people trying to survive and defeat impossible conditions in nature such as the cold. I … [Read More]
Jesse Eisenberg is an action star. Ladies and gentlemen, we have seen it all. What makes this even worst is that the trailer looks good. Like legit good! We might be seeing the rising of a new Liam Neeson or Tom Cruise … okay, that could be taking it too … [Read More]
Remember the Cooties game? You know, the one you used to play when you liked someone? When you touched them and told them how they had some incurable disease? Well, that disease was the Zombie Virus. The Cooties game is about a bunch of elementary school children getting infected with … [Read More]
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl … do I have to even tell you, what the movie is about? It’s another teenage cancer film, which seems to be the latest trend in Hollywood. Either, they are trying to cash in on sensitive topic or increase awareness of the disease. … [Read More]
I never saw the original, Point Break. I know, I know. But, let me finish. Allow me to clarify, I have seen it with my mother. She loved Patrick Swayze more than she loved me, but I was like five. The only thing, I do remember was them falling from … [Read More]
First look at Jay Martin’s crime heist movie 7 Minutes, starring Jason Ritter, Luke Mitchell, Leven Rambin, and Zane Holtz. This looks like a gritty heist thriller. Jason Ritter appears to be in a much different role that we are used to seeing him in. The movie promises to … [Read More]
Can I tell you guys a secret? I do not like Peter Pan. Never did and probably never will. Hook finding Neverland, the Adventures of Neverland, amongst the many other versions were unsatisfying to say the very least. Just the notion of a little boy, who can fly and fight … [Read More]
This teaser is one minute long. So, there isn’t really much to say. But, what I could say is goddamn, this looks great! The tone and atmosphere looked perfect. Michael Fassbender looks just like Steve Jobs. He even had the smug, ‘I’m about to make millions off of stolen and … [Read More]
We are Your Friends is Social Network. But, just remove Mark Zuckerberg and replace him with a deejay played by Zac Efron. I’m not kidding people. The plot is almost verbatim. But, I like it (thumbs up with a hashtag followed by a smiley face). I loved Social Network. So, … [Read More]
Academy award winners, Robert De Niro and Anne Hathaway, star in a lighthearted comedy about a retired seventy- year-old man being bored. Deciding to spice things up, De Niro applies to become an intern at a growing online fashion site. When I first heard the premise, I assumed they both … [Read More]
Do you remember when you had a childhood? Do you remember how great the cartoons were back then? Do you remember telling yourself that you were going to cherish these memories forever; and, there wasn’t anything that could ruin it for you? Well, Universal Pictures said, “fuck you” to you … [Read More]
So, this is it? Is this the best that Hollywood has to offer us? Is this what they want us to spend our hard earned money on? REALLY, on a got damn bear movie? I remember, the good old days, when horror thriller films attempted to be a horror thriller. … [Read More]