Oooohh… i disagree.

what about when he was in Zoolander and he had to get files in a computr, and acted like a monkey to get them out? that was balls out my mouth funny.

I dont care

“Buenos Noches Bitches!”
Funniest Ben Stiller scene ever!

Like I said before I dont hate it and Im not going out of my way. Its the teenie bopper girls who squeal in the classrooms which I work in that I cant stand. My wife dragged me to see New Moon and that was awful. Not because of the movie but because every other second Edward or Jacob were on screen the theater was filled with HIGH PITCHED SCREAMS of prepubescent girls. Besides if someone were to create a survey and ask people to list 3-5 characteristics they know about vampires dying in the sun would be one of them. Period. Of course people can change things about these mythologies (we went over this with Clash of Titans.) However, there are certain characteristics which I believe don’t need to be altered because it makes it special in its own way just the way it is.

One even MORE fundamental part about vampires is that there is no “right” vampire. They are not a real thing, and there is no absolute on how they work. Even the very first vampire is very different from every other presentation of vampires out there. The only common detail is that they drink blood.

So this piece of fiction is as fictional as the other piece of fiction.

Honestly, people who bag on Twilight because the vampires are “wrong” are just looking for a reason to hate it.

You don’t have to like it, and you dont have to watch it. Just seems a lot of effort to go out of your way to hate it.

All this time I thought there were vampires in the world thanks for clearing that up. Geez a guy can’t even have an opinion on this blog without it being picked apart by you. One of the fundamental principles of vampire mythology is that sun light kills them. It goes back to Bram Stoker. Its a bit ridiculous for them not to die. That’s like the creators of the new Nightmare on Elm St didn’t incorporate the bladed glove because they wanted Freddie to kill kids a different way.

You think that is stupid? That a fictional made up not real thing is being presented differently? All vampires have to adhere to the exact same mythology?

There are no real vampires out there protesting that their culture is misrepresented.

Although I havent read the books my wife has. She has kept me up to date on what happened in each book (I didnt ask). I dont think Twilight is the worst thing ever. I just dont like the fact that the vampires dont have fangs and they glitter in the sun. Im sorry but thats so stupid. Im love the whole vampire and werewolf mythology and these movies aren’t paying tribute to them. I know the authors target audience is teen girls, but she striped the characters of certain traits which make them vampires. A vampire is a tortured soul who is cursed to walk the night and prey on people. They do not fucking glitter in the sun.

LMAO are you fucking serious? they mention it pretty early xD

keep reading, amigo