From the producers of Little Miss Sunshine (as the poster proudly announces) comes “Safety Not Guaranteed” starring Aubrey Palaza (Parks & Recreation), Mark Duplass (The League) and Karan Soni. If you havent already I highly recommend checking out the trailer. When an unusual classified ad inspires three cynical … [Read More]
SYNOPSIS: When newlywed Molly Reynolds returns to her long-abandoned family home, frightful reminders of a nightmarish childhood begin seeping into her new life. She soon begins an inexorable descent into an evil that blurs the lines between psychosis and possession. Horror is a genre that I normally do not care … [Read More]
Aladeen is a most popular leader and the people of our glorious land are known to spontaneously erect statues of him and fly banners saluting him whenever he visits their villages. A tireless worker, as well as being the country’s Number One Drive-time DJ, Aladeen also hosts a weekly talk-variety … [Read More]
Explaining a joke title instantly makes it not funny but lets pretend that isn’t the case. I have a fairly warped sense of humor definitely not for everyone but surely someone might get a laugh from my “strange” titles and silly segments. Now that I have effectively lost most … [Read More]
Rest those weary eyes on these brand new (still has that new-spaceship-smell) pictures from Prometheus. A team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save … [Read More]
The Total Recall pr machine kicking into high gear brings us this awsome behind the scenes featurette with Collin Farrell, Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale. Check it out right now. Via ETonline:
I would by no means categorize myself as a conisiuer of french cinema but I have seen a doszen or more than I truely enjoyed. Taxi from 98 is a great french comedy that later got sodomized remade as 2004’s Taxi starring Queen Latifah. Should probably have used Amelie rather … [Read More]
Director Joseph Khan (Torque) is back with “Detention” a teen-horror comedy that will undoubtably make most of you think of “Scream”, hell its referenced in the trailer. With Josh Hutcherson on your roster in this post-hunger-games world you must be sitting pretty to a some degree as well as Dane … [Read More]
Based on the broadway musical with the same name Rock of Ages will premiere on June 15th 2012 featuring big name cast and Dorian Gray I mean Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx. If you need someone to play a rock star who better than Tom Cruise honestly look at the … [Read More]
Welcome back to another installment of Lazy Mundaze, the segment where I help you extend your weekend via the magic that is procrastination. Let us begin! First up we have a trailer for Rise of the Guardians, if you ever wondered what it look like if Santa had ink-sleeves and … [Read More]
Finally been waiting all week after being brainwashed by the teaser earlier in the week it is now online. Havent seen it myself yet so pull up a chair and join me. Synopsis: As the nation states Euromerica and New Shanghai vie for supremacy, a factory worker (Farrell) begins to suspect … [Read More]
In a shocking turn of events Oscar winner Charlize Therone overthrows Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian as the worlds biggest sex tape star. Funny or Die has the exclusive video: Charlize Theron’s Kinky Sex Tape from Charlize Theron MR F