Glee: The 3D Concert Movie Trailer Online

I am not that big a fan of theatrical releases of concerts, however I am unashamedly a Glee fan, so of course this got my attention.

Its not a movie. But it will be in theaters. Glee: The 3D Concert Movie trailer is online and its every bit as infectious as the show.

That last part made me laugh because no doubt there will be haters who can’t wait to throw a “Glee Sucks” comment out there. Popular things seem to breed overly dramatic hate. Jane Lynch’s Sue Sylvester character takes away the power of those insults by making them an in-show running gag.

In fact, I received a press release today about Sue Sylvester’s “Stop Believing” Campaign against this movie.

From the desk of Sue Sylvester
William McKinley High School
July 15, 2011

For two years, we’ve been mercilessly bombarded with the pubescent nonsense of carnival sideshow freaks calling themselves “The Glee Club.” These tone deaf, howler monkeys conned the plebian masses into downloading millions of songs; won Emmy Awards and Golden Globes; and have charted more singles than the Beatles. Roll over Beethoven, something stinks, and it ain’t the cheese, it’s The Glee Club.

And now, they’re trying to shove a 3-D concert movie down our throats.

It is with this declaration that I put forth this nation’s most important initiative since the McCarthy hearings: The Sue Sylvester “STOP BELIEVING” campaign.

It’s time to make a stand against these pimply-faced, hormone-ridden twits by joining the “STOP BELIEVING” campaign on Her inaugural journey. Say “NO” to their insignificant cinematic experiment. I don’t know about you, but I can’t stand looking at their little satanic faces in 2-D, much less 3D.

Watching this movie is not only an atrocity to this great nation, but it’s also bad for your health. If I may be so bold as to quote Dr. Charlie Sheen out of context, “Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

General public, join me and together, we can put an end to this vomit-inducing, ear-ringing virus called The Glee Club.

Internationally Recognized Cheerleading Coach
Sue Sylvester
dictated, but not read

I can just hear Lynch reciting these lines in her trademark pompous snark and its just awesome.

Some pretty clever promotion going on around this (not)movie trailer.

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