Final Destination 5 Trailer Online

I think its poor form for any film to call itself the FINAL anything and then have sequels. Its a bit of a misnomer.

But since everyone loves horror sequels, the most pointless of them all is getting a fifth chapter.

Now I might be mistaken as I have only seen some of these films. THIS COULD BE A SPOILER, but after 5 films of the same formula I dont think it is. The the premise that death eventually gets those who cheated him wins out every time right? Its really just a matter of “whos left” to get it last. Just when someone has outsmarted Death and its over, they get got and credits roll.

But the black guy always seems to be there to explain this to the victims.

I find the premise of these movies to be pretty weak. Guy stops his friends from a horrible death with a vision, and death kills them off one by one anyways.

So not worth the dyed corn syrup for me, but some of you might like this stuff.

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8 thoughts on “Final Destination 5 Trailer Online

  1. Mindless? For Sure!

    Part 2 and 3 were the ones I actually watched, and as silly as they are, there was some decent gore/kills in there. I liked the one where the guys at the dentist (pretty tense scene) it builds up..then nothing happens, he goes outside and WHAM/CRASH!

    Hey if they can make all those Crappy Saw flicks(1st one included!) and people eat them up…..

    These lil’ ditties are Craptastic! (in an oddly good way)

    Cheese Wiz!

  2. I agree with most of these posts that this sequel does not seem thrilling or worthy of a $50 night at the movies but one thing did catch my attention… “It’s kill or be killed”. I find that pretty interesting. Does that mean one of the “victims” will start to slash others in order to stay alive? That would def be an interesting twist.

  3. yawn is right, none of the deaths looked over the top like most of them do,and usually the first 5-10 mins of the movie is where its at then its all down hill from there

  4. The real plus here is obviously an extended role for Tony Todd as the creepy coroner from the first two pix. (He also VO’d the Devil animatronic in FD3)

    And folks? Friday The 13th had a Final Chapter once; Kiddies of the Corny had a Final Sacrifice. If a dime more can be made, the studios will milk that cow until its teats dry up.

  5. Yea I agree with you Rod. Wasn’t the 4th one called “THE Final Destination”? The title meaning it was supposed to be THE FINAL installment in this dumbass horror franchise… I guess NOT!

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