Comments on: The Vampire’s Assistant Review

By: bethany266

bethany266 — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 16:21:51 +0000

id say otherwise the vampire’s assistant is fantastik and i would give it a 8 out of 10 !

By: Evan

Evan — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 11:38:30 +0000

This movie sucked balls, in the first Cirque Du Freak show Steve is supposed to pretend he doesn’t read to get the little person to talk and Evra was supposed to be a surprise ending and WHERE THE HELL IS HARKAT OR DEBBIE HES NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A FREAKING CRUSH ON A MONKEY! where are all the devious plans by steve, vancha or evanna. all the more important minor characters were skipped. Overall I would give this a 2/10 ’cause they added a little bit of humor but, the rest sucked, it feels like they just put the 1st and 12th book into a movie.

By: resa

resa — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 04:10:22 +0000

The movie hasn’t come out where I am yet. I’ve read the book and I loved it (so much that I finished the whole series in 2 days). The trailer itself hinted that it’s awful. Mr Crepsley looks like a clown!
You cannot compare this movie or the book with Twilight. The books show a completely different view for vampires.
I probably will still watch the movie, for the book’s sake.

By: Victoria

Victoria — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 22:40:34 +0000

I personally loved this movie. I read the books and I loved the whole plot. I guess it’s because I am into all that vampires, wizards, and all that paranormal stuff. THis movie was funny it’s a movie for teenagers and young readers.

By: sarah

sarah — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 01:10:59 +0000

I think this film was realy good, i dont’t understand why people are comparing it with twilight it’s nothing like it so if you think that you seriously need to watch both films again. People are probably comparing both these films because their both vampire films but still completly different storylines. And oviously the films wont be as good as the books because eveyone has their own imagination and they get dissapionted when they picture characters in their head which in films look nothing like it, but thats not the films fault its you just dont read books then and you wont get disapointed. :)

By: Bill

Bill — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:11:24 +0000

Vampires will rape you in your sleep then eat your organs and blood. Hands down. I wanna see a movie that hypes itself up to be just like Twilight, then up til like, 3 quarters of the way in it is. but then, the vampires eat everyone, especially the little dumb one who wanted to date a Vampire. Whats next? friggin zombie apocalypse but one of them falls in love with a Human? Get real.

By: ikubishoni

ikubishoni — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:35:59 +0000

Okay first they changed the movie from the trailers so it isnt the same
second it was okay the books are way better but still it was good. Better then twlight in my opinion okay

By: SlashBeast

SlashBeast — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:48:19 +0000

In reply to James (Haz). Gerard Butler is A man.

By: Dragonslayer

Dragonslayer — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:31:53 +0000

In reply to shur’tugal.

Whoa…calm down there buddy. Do you realize what you’re saying? You’re just giving up on films because you saw a bad one? That’s like saying you’ll never eat again because you tried a disgusting meal.

As for it “ruining” your favorite series, how? No matter what the director does or the screenwriter does in terms of adapting the book to film, the original source material will remain untouched and unchanged.

Yes, Eragon was a disappointment, but that doesn’t change Eragon as a book in anyway. Many complained about the new Harry Potter film (especially Hazmat) not having enough of the book in it. And even though I can agree or disagree, the book still remains untouched.

Anyway, all I’m saying is that it is kinda stupid to say that you’ll never watch another movie just because you saw a movie that you didn’t like. Like I said, it’s like saying you’ll never eat again because you took a bite out of bad pizza or something.

By: Ripley

Ripley — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:07:43 +0000

Yeah, well…what do you expect?

Have you seen A Serious Man yet?

By: James (Haz)

James (Haz) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:23:03 +0000

In reply to Dragonslayer.

Like at the end I said out loud:

“Did they steal this idea from a heist movie?”
Because it looked as if they did, but they made it more epic. Nothing to do with stealing banks though. Just the feel and the technique used.

And yeah i would never spoil a movie like that dont worry broh xD haha

By: James (Haz)

James (Haz) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:07:59 +0000

In reply to Dragonslayer.

Dragonslayer

No hes right! Im sorry, its not a heist movie… but it has a feel to it.

What I meant to say was: Out of all the heist movies ive ever seen… what makes them so great is the jail scenes.. and this one felt similar to that when he goes to jail.

In every heist movie, if its a GOOD heist movie, that means that the bad guys outsmart the cops in some ways, it makes it interesting to see that. And in this movie that happened as well. But no in no way shape or form is it a heist movie.

I was just comparing it.

Okay: Watch a GREAT heist movie, I personally like Inside Man. Notice how the bad guy FUCKS with the cops… I love that… this movie has that, so it reminds me strongly of all heist movies.

So scratch out the “Best heist movie” thing lol
My appologies “TDot”

Youll see what I meant when you see it, trust me.

Sorry if my dumbass comment confused you dude.