Comments on: New Bitch Slap Trailer

By: Anders

Anders — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:50:17 +0000

Great to movie to see when recovering from a hangover. One might not even notice the crappy CGI ;)

By: Geno

Geno — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:42:20 +0000

Hmm…Boobs, Babes, Explosions, Guns, Toilet Humor………yeah I’m sold. I’m simple minded, what can I say.

By: JohnZDelorean

JohnZDelorean — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:02:30 +0000

Wow this is pure trash! All the Hercules retreads trying to act and ripping off Robert Rodriguez. Did Roger Corman cosign this because if he didn’t someone needs to hand him a check.

By: Morzongo

Morzongo — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:18:17 +0000

It looks great and funny. And Kevin Sorbo is in it!!!

By: ret.ro.bot

ret.ro.bot — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:22:37 +0000

RODNEY…

who’s claiming to be an “original” person? not I, says I… just saying that it stinks to high heaven of that film… the boobs, the cars, the boobs, the desert, the boobs, the guns, the boobs, the fighting, the boobs…

just saying. it looks pretty ungood. plus i never said that you shouldn’t watch anyother ones nor did I say that F.P.K!K! was the only one. (just said that in my opinion it is the QUEEN of the genre) No need for a sad old re-boot of something dead and gone. plus it looks too polished and clean. too high budget and “hollywoody” even if it isn’t.

doesn’t look like what it wants to be.

By: Gutpunch

Gutpunch — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:01:30 +0000

The green screen stuff look iffy at best but hopefully it manages to keep it fast and furious with some decent bad ass dialogue.

I did however like “Next stop, Brown Town.”

By: Rodney

Rodney — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:52:25 +0000

I love all these “original” people cussing out this film because it belongs in the sexploitation category and then pretending Faster Pussycat was the only movie in that genre.

Guess you shouldn’t watch any movie in a genre if there has already been one before? Please.

By: ret.ro.bot

ret.ro.bot — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:10:55 +0000

I completely disagree SERVERKING. It doesn't look like a good B movie. it looks like a shit rip-off of a GREAT B movie. Faster,Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

By: HAZMAT_loves_gwyn_paltrow

HAZMAT_loves_gwyn_paltrow — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:25:41 +0000

i love how johns comment boxes are black SHIT i want mine like that too…

By: sahil

sahil — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:47:44 +0000

Straight to DVD right?

By: ServerKing

ServerKing — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:53:59 +0000

Looks like a good B movie comeon there is worst shit released in the theaters much like those CRAPTASTIC spoof movies. I would take this over any of those shit sandwiches. Its a B movie people its suppose to be so bad its good and this looks interesting. I will buy it.

By: John

John — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:37:29 +0000

Hey Chris,

No, EWF didn’t make any points at all. When I had Milo on my show I ripped Heroes Season 2 right to his face and I only gave Pathology a 7 out of 10 which is lower than what some other critics gave it and only 2 points higher than the Rottentomatoes average on it.

I had the cast and director of “What we do is secret” on the show and I said it was the worst music bio pic I’ve ever seen.

I’ve had Neveldine and Taylor on the show lots of times… but I gave Crank a great review long before I ever met them.

I had Oliver Stone on for “World Trade Center” and I only gave it a 7, which was the exact Rottentomatoes average.

So it’s all nice and good to throw around accusations when you don’t have to back them up with… you know… facts.

Anyone who says I’m biased is just SAYING it, because you can’t back it up. Unless (like in this post) I say right up front that I am biased.