Comments on: Transformers 2 Spoilers

By: HAZMAT

HAZMAT — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 00:04:23 +0000

im sorry i meant to say he crashed in UNICRONS left eye not galvatrons

By: HAZMAT_FUCKING_RULES

HAZMAT_FUCKING_RULES — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:49:45 +0000

chris
ahh i like hotrod, hes cool…grimlock is cooler though

but my likeness towards unicron is like 80 times bigger

unicron is too much. in a one on one battle unicron would kill ANY TRANSFORMER

ABSOLUTELY ANY TRANSFORMER. doesnt matter who it is.

By: chris (the real one)

chris (the real one) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:47:09 +0000

dont think so rodney hotrod = pussy…..grimlock is jesus and puck is moses…

By: HAZMAT_FUCKING_RULES

HAZMAT_FUCKING_RULES — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:55:50 +0000

like i said
all decepticons are cowards

say all you want about autobots but at least they have a spine…unlike some decepticons in the movie who just ditched.. **coughBARRICADE/STARSCREAMcoughcough**

By: Monty

Monty — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:20:35 +0000

As far as Death-from-Above-Robotic-Avian-Cassettes go, I prefer Buzzsaw over the cowardly Laserbeak, Buzzsaw would swoop down and rip out an Autobot’s optic sensors:

Laserbeak Tech Spec:

Laserbeak takes pleasure in hunting his prey — usually the straggling survivors of a battle. Noticeably not brave. Will run for safety if threatened. Flies at speeds up to 250mph. Uses two independently targetable laser cannons with extreme precision to get information from capitves. Shortage of ruby crystals that powers the lasers can panic his systems into shutting down.

Strength 5, Intelligence, 6, Speed 8, Endurance 5, Rank 6, Courage 2, Firepower 8, Skill 9

Buzzsaw Tech Spec:

Civil and sophisticated yet very cruel and destructive. Approaches his lethal tasks like a fine artist. Each deadly mission is like working on a new masterpiece. Can pinpoint and photograph a thumbtack from 20 miles away. Flies at 250mph. Carries twin mortar cannons. Diamond-hard, micro-serrated beak can carve up almost any opponent. Due to large ego, will often sulk rather than proceed if his plans go astray.

Strength 5, Intelligence 8, Speed 8, Endurance 4, Rank 6, Courage 7, Firepower 4, Skill 9

By: HAZMAT

HAZMAT — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:22:56 +0000

but hotrod is in a team OF pussies called the autobots

…and lazerbeak is also in the group of coward fucks that run away from fights and cant even kill a teenager

AND hot rod CRASHED by accident inside galvatrons left eye and had galvatron help him defeat unicron because unicron had already pwned him too

and he turns into a freaking planet that eats other planets i mean cmon

(i do love hotrod though dont get me wrong…im just saying. if it werent for optimus and grimlock hed be my fav autobot)

By: Rodney

Rodney — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:15:48 +0000

Uh… HotRod beat Unicron. Pussy.

Unicron is just a big bully. All it takes is one eager pimped out bot with “the touch” and a leadership matrix and Unicron can’t keep it together.

Seriously. He tries. His kneecap blows off and his leg blows right off and he can’t do a thing to stop it.

True story.

By: HAZARDOUS MATERIAL

HAZARDOUS MATERIAL — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:00:00 +0000

doug

if lazer beak is moses

unicron is god himself

no one beats the unicron

By: Broly

Broly — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:55:32 +0000

I wonder how many Transformers their going to be in this film? It sounds like it’s going to be crazy.

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:59:42 +0000

So Laserbeaks powers are transmuting water to blood and raining hail down as fire, AWESOME!!!!

By: Doug Nagy

Doug Nagy — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:55:59 +0000

Laserbeak is basically the Moses of the Transformers universe

With wings!

By: Broly

Broly — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:44:50 +0000

Not of a Transformers fan so i don’t know whose that?