Bruno’s Arkansas Sex Wrestlers

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It appears that Sacha Baron Cohen was able to get an Arkansas town to pack the stands; and then put on a sexy homo erotic wrestle show! We get this awesome scoop from the Manly Love Caves of Yahoo:

Crowds in Arkansas came for the lure of cage fighting and $1 beer, but police say what they got instead was men ripping each others’ clothes off and kissing — a stunt suspected of being orchestrated by Sacha Baron Cohen of “Borat” fame.

An elaborate array of mounted and handheld video cameras caught the crowd of 1,600’s reaction as the two men “went right up to the line” of the city’s morality laws, Holland said. The two men stripped down to their underwear, kissed and rubbed on each other, the sergeant said.

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH Cage Fighting and $1 beer would get me out to the stands, that is for certain! Everyone in attendance must have been pumped as hell to see violence and then …out of no where – live caged & sweaty MANLOVE! Sacha Baron Cohen got the fucking town hook, line and sinker and I cannot wait to see this segment in the film.

In the source article, the authorities figure out it was him after they were called to the scene. The first hint was that everyone signed waivers because the event was going to be shot on camera. Someone should do a documentary on how Sacha Baron Cohen and his team dupe people into signing these waivers and the planning that goes behind it. That would be of great interest to me.

Let this be a lesson to you kids, if people offer you cheap beer and tell you to sign something – know that you’ ve been had.

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13 thoughts on “Bruno’s Arkansas Sex Wrestlers

  1. I would love to wake up to the smell of bacon! Alas, it’s always me cooking it, though, so I never get to wake up to the yummy smell like I used to at my Dad’s. Now I use it to wake up my husband and kids! Although, if I had the Wake n’ Bacon, I would most definitely use that sucker at least once a week!

  2. Ok, I was there. First things first, it’s not as redneck as everyone seems to think. It’s MMA fights very similiar to UFC. It was in Fort Smith, Arkansas which is a fairly big city as well. We were in line at the convention center and they were telling us that we could not have camera’s or cell phones and that everyone had to be at least 21 years or older. Then after waiting in line for about 30 minutes, we were ready to get in the door so signing a little paper to get in the door really didn’t seem to be a big deal. We read through the paper and it pretty much stated that they were gonna film the fights as a documentary etc etc etc so it did not strike us as odd…. One thing that did strike me as odd is when we sit down and I noticed there was a “tunnel” connected to the “cage” where the fights happen. I was thinking that the fighters were gonna make there way into the cage through this tunnel…….but once the fights started…. I noticed that they did not use the tunnel at all…… Bruno made his exit through this tunnel. I don’t drink alcohol so my vision was VERY clear through the WHOLE incident…..I’m not gonna go through what happened…. I will leave that to the movie…. One thing I will say….I couldn’t stop watching…..My mouth was wide open through the whole thing…. I hope I’m in the movie….lol

  3. (So where’s this photo from Doug?). Is that Rodney and John? :-)

    How does he do it? LmAo on that one Doug,
    Arkansas, that’s where all the contestants of “Americas got Talent” come from.
    Its chock full of motards just sitting there waiting for a “movie extras needed” post to come round. (“I wanna be on the tv momma, will you just sign this”, “sign it yourself junior your 26 years old for gawds sakes.”)

    Dollar Beer. He ripped them off twice. Idiots. You know it was Coors.
    Any Arkansas red-neck would slap his pig if he could be in a big movie and drink “real” beer at the same time.
    The waiver was prob nothing more than a “permission to be filmed clause”. Standard stuff.

    Seriously I bet the look on the faces of these (In the closet gay, self hating red necks) is priceless.

    Just kidding rednecks. Your not all gay.

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