Seth Rogen Joins Observe and Report

Rogen-1Shoplifters beware! Seth Rogen will be enforcing justice at a shopping centre near you in the upcoming mall cop film Observe And Report. We get news of this project thanks to the fabled caves of yahoo:

Seth Rogen is readying his walkie-talkie for “Observe and Report,” a comedy about a deluded, self-important mall security guard who squares off in a turf war against the local cops. The project comes from writer/director Jody Hill (no relation to Rogen sidekick Jonah Hill), who pitched it to Warner Bros. two years ago.

We have a Kevin James Mall Cop movie coming out in 2009, if this film is to release in the same year, we will have quite a tribute to the occupation!

A mall cop would be an easy job to get sucked into. You walk the mall, make friends, wave at mall sluts and then you realize that 15 years have passed. Most mall cops eventually want to be police officers, but I think mall protection is just as noble a cause, and the stress is non existent. Mall cops need more love.

I think Rogan is a great casting for a mall cop character, and this has all the marking to be a fun film for sure. Mallrats celebrated the drama that can happen at a covered shopping facility and I think we are due for another journey into the mall. We will be sure to keep you posted on the updates.

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5 thoughts on “Seth Rogen Joins Observe and Report

  1. Honestly Doug, and not to be an ass, but what a terribly retarded headline. in fact im really pissed about it, because Mall Cop is the great Kevin Smith’s movie, and if seth rogen had joined that movie, that would be amazing. but unliike your headline tells me, this is not the case.

    thanks a lot, jesus.

  2. Tis true as he says. I may not be of that occupation, or any occupation for that matter, but you have to love life. Be a fucking care bear. Movie sounds great: loved him in Superbad and throwing him the title of a mall cop jiggles me in places only women have done previously.

  3. If you enjoy your job, it matters not what people think.

    And always treat the mockery of fools as applause.

    If you live life to gain their favor – you have become one.

  4. I was told mall cops earn 17-20 dollars an hour. I don’t know if that’s true or not. I think it’d be a sweet job, but I don’t know if I could take the constant mockery. And self loathing.

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