The Movie Blog’s Top 10 Stories of 2006

While it may not have been the best year for movies, it certainly was an interesting year for movie news around here at The Movie Blog. I thought it might be interesting to compile my list for the top 10 stories of the year. It’s hard to say what criteria I based this list on. It was a couple of things including the scope of the story, how much interest it generated, how much discussion came about because of it and how much it influenced other stories. It’s quite a subjective list. So here are your top 10 movie stories of 2006 around here at The Movie Blog.

THE TOP STORY OF 2006

The Halo Movie Disaster – This story had more proverbial twists and turns than a freaking daytime soap opera and probably created more controversy around The Movie Blog this year than any other story. Ever since the film was announced, it seemed for a while that there was new news on it weekly. Lots of fan anticipation surrounded this project right from the start… and the other thing that surrounded it was an eerie sense of impending doom. First of all it was going to be a video game movie (obviously), and as all of you know, video game movies suck (I still have yet to understand how anyone can think that just because a video game is good, that mean a movie version would be good too. It’s like saying “Chess: The Movie” is sure to be amazing). Then the news Bungie, the company that knew nothing about making movies, was going to keep creative control of the film, the circus surrounding Peter Jackson coming on as a producer (if he cared half as much about Halo as he would have you and I believe he would have just directed it), the multiple changing of release dates and shooting schedules, the hiring of a “director” who had never worked a day in his life on any movie anywhere in any capacity whatsoever, changing scripts, changing writers, losing the studios, PR gaffs which all finally and mercifully ended back on Halloween day. Halo The Movie will be back sooner or later, and hopefully the folks over at Bungie would have learned a few things from this experience, hire real movie people they trust to have creative control, get a real experienced production team and get a director who has at the very least been a coffee boy on set of a real movie at least once. Oh yeah, no other story in 2006 got as many people mad at me too… gosh… I can’t imagine why.

The Rest In No Particular Order

Mel Gibson’s Racist Outburst – This was once of the most fascinating stories to watch unfold. Not just on the level of how moronic and stupid the things Mel Gibson said in his drunken tirade, but also how our society became band wagon witch hunters. To this day I still don’t understand it. Despite it’s best efforts, several news agencies couldn’t dig up any anti-semetic behavior or actions in Gibson’s past at all. He never had any hiring irregularities. He worked with, for, employed and hung out socially with people of Jewish heritage (way more than you or I do by the way… unless you’re Jewish that is), there were never any complaints from people around him with regards to anti-anyone behaviour or language, and numerous members of the Jewish community who know Gibson came passionately to his defence. And yet, one night, this guy who has struggled with alcoholism, got pulled over and in a drunken stupor spewed out some of the most ignorant jackass bullshit to a cop he was pissed at, and we instantly forgot about everything else… the only evidence that our pop-culture wanted to look at was the drunken comments. That was enough. We labeled Gibson a “racist”. Forget everything else. Forget all the other evidence that all pointed to a drunk guy just saying something idiotic but had no basis in reality… we didn’t care about “facts”, the tabloid shows didn’t care about “evidence”, and no one seemed to care about common sense. Despite all evidence pointing to Gibson just being a regular non-racist dude, a drunken outburst was all we needed to label him the next Hitler. I lost a little bit of my faith in humanity over this story, and it still drags on today.

Top-Crash.jpgCrash Wins Best Picture Over Brokeback – It’s been almost a year since this occurred, so a lot of us have forgot how much shock there was when Crash beat out Brokeback Mountain for best picture at the Oscars in 2006. It was almost a forgone conclusion that the Academy was going to hand the prize over to Brokeback. Thankfully, they didn’t. Instead they gave it to the better film, Crash. But oh man… it didn’t take long after the ceremony was over that accusations of “homophobia” were flying all over the place. Brokeback supporters (some of them anyway) couldn’t just accept that the better movie had won just because… well… it was a better movie. Nope, they had to start saying the only reason Brokeback lost was because of homophobia in Hollywood (which is one of the most stupid things I’ve ever heard in my life). Nope, even though the Academy gave Best Director to Ang Lee (the director of Brokeback), gave best actor to Philip Seymour Hoffman for his portrayal of a gay person and nominated Felicity Huffman for her role as a transsexual/transgener character, the Academy were “obviously” just a bunch of neo-conservative fuddy-duddys covered with homophobia. Yeah… ok.

Top-Craig.jpgDaniel Craig Bond Controversy – I’m cheating on this one a little bit. Although Craig was given the mantel of “Bond” back in late 2005, the controversy of the decision didn’t really spring to life until early 2006. The interesting thing about the outcry was that people weren’t upset based on Craig’s acting ability. Craig is actually a classically trained thespian and quite a good one at that. No, the “Craig Not Bond” people and their supporters were threatening to boycott the new James Bond film just because they didn’t like the “look” of Daniel Craig. Yup, that’s it. Because they didn’t like the facial features of Daniel Craig, that was enough for some people to label the new Casino Royale a failure 10 months before it would be released in theaters. This story brought up a larger issue that was spoken about a lot this year… the topic of “Look over talent” was one that came up a few times. It’s very satisfying as a movie fan to see that talent trumped, and Casino Royale went on to be an amazing film that has broke all boxoffice marks of any previous Bond film. Oh yeah… and Craig ended up being the best James Bond ever (in my little opinion anyway).

Legal Movie Downloading – 2006 was the year the inevitable started to happen. Studios, looking at the example of the music industry, decided to start investigating and testing the waters of pure digital movie distribution to consumers. It is the way of the future. It started with one studio, then another and now every major studio has some form of digital distribution method in place. The big break through was when it was announced that iTunes would start selling movies as well. There are still question marks surrounding the new system. Problems of price (still far too high), content (most still don’t offer any of the special features of a DVD disk), digital rights (most systems don’t allow you to burn a copy of the movie you just purchased for viewing on other devices such as your DVD player). Seems like the studios are just testing the limits to see how much they can get away with… testing to see at what point consumers say “Ok, this is good… at this point we’ll accept it en mass”. We’re still probably a good couple of years away from digital downloading becoming a SERIOUS player in the distribution game… but it is coming.

Top-Joker.jpgWho Will Play The Joker? – I personally don’t remember seeing any casting topic generate as much speculation and interest than the whole “Who will play The Joker in the next Batman film?” insanity. It seemed like every other day for months new names were being brought forth. Passionate fans arguing (in a good way) the merits or lack thereof of their personal choices for the role of the crown prince of crime. Some of the more interesting names that came up were Guy Pearce, Robin Williams, Jude Law, Michael Keaton (I still think that would have been cool to see), Crispin Glover (a very popular choice), Jake Gyllenhaal and a few others. But in the end, it was a dark horse that no one saw coming that nabbed up the role. Heath Ledger, a hit and miss sort of actor that can knock it out of the park… or stink the joint out. The fans reaction has been pretty level headed actually. Everyone (for the most part) has adapted a “wait and see” sort of attitude with Ledger. It’ll be interesting to see how this works out.

Chris Tucker Gets $25 Million For Rush Hour 3 – What actor has the largest single movie contract in history? Oscar winner Denzel Washington? Nope. Brad Pitt? Nope. Multiple Oscar winner Tom Hanks? Nope. No my dear international friends, according to the IMDB, the single largest base salary contract for any movie in history goes to… Chris Tucker for Rush Hour 3. At $25 million as a base salary for the film (not including his percentage that is also in the contract, so at this point we have no idea how big his pay day will end up being really) Tucker becomes the most valuable man in Hollywood. What a total joke. A talentless hack, who bases his whole persona on doing a bad Eddie Murphy in 48 hours imitation and gets his laughs from spewing racist jokes is getting $25 million dollars. It was on that day that I decided I would never show any sympathy to Studios when they complain about losing money. Why do you and I have to pay $12 at the ticket booth? Because they’re paying hack actors (or any actors for that matter) $25 million dollars before the camera even starts rolling. This has got to stop.

Top-Pirates.jpgPirates 2 Destroys Boxoffice – The first Pirates of the Caribbean was a charming and fun flick that took a little while to eventually find it’s audience… but as word of mouth spread about the quality of the film, it stuck around longer than most films in the top 10 until finally finishing a respectable run. It flew off the DVD shelves when it came out on video, and we all knew Pirates 2 was going to do great business at the boxoffice when it finally came out. We even knew it was going to be huge. But MAN… I don’t think ANYONE predicted just how huge it ended up being. Keep in mind, a film that pulls in over $50 million on opening weekend is considered to be a BIG hit. Well… Pirates of the Caribbean 2 came in at $135 million on opening weekend. Shattering all previous opening weekend boxoffice records and then went on to make over $1 BILLION dollars world wide. The funny thing is that it’s not even really that great of a movie… but WOW did it have an audience.

Top-Paramount.jpgParamount Shuts Down The Movie Blog – I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention this story, even though it wasn’t news to anyone else, but it was big to me. July 6th I woke up to find my website taken offline by my hosting company because Paramount Pictures sent them a threatening legal notice to have me taken out. The issue was surrounding The Transformers. To say I was pissed off is a massive understatement. However, as it all turns out it was just one big mistake on Paramount’s part. They apologized and everything is fine. Accidents do happen and I respect how Paramount handled the situation after it occurred (The vice-president of Paramount called me from her vacation to explain what happened… if that doesn’t say “we’re sorry” then I don’t know what does). After a week it was all done, and I was able to go back to being a happy Transformers geek again.

Trend of Studios Not Screening Movies For Critics – This year, the number of films that studios held back and hid from critics before their release more than tripled over last year. The reasons are obvious. When a studio knows their movie sucks, don’t let the critics get the word out. This should be a MASSIVE red flag to people. If you don’t see any reviews for a film before it opens… DON’T GO SEE THE MOVIE. Because hell… if the studio is basically admitting their movie sucks, why spend your money on it? Sadly, the move has worked for many studios, making big money on their opening weekends before negative word could get out about it. This is a disgusting trend that I hope people start to recognize and punish the studios for by going to see something else by another studio that has enough faith in their movies to let critics at it first.

So there you have it folks. My VERY VERY VERY subjective list of the top stories around The Movie Blog in 2006. What do you think of it? What big stories do you think I should have included on there that I failed to mention?

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20 thoughts on “The Movie Blog’s Top 10 Stories of 2006

  1. I still am baffled by the fact that nobody is actually upset that Mel Gibson was driving drunk. I could care less what he spouted while drunk, people stay stupid things and as you said, it’s been proven he’s never acted that way anyway.

    But wasn’t the man also speeding to the point of reckless driving while intoxicated? That made me lose respect for him.

    Also, I still am happy that SOMEBODY agrees with me that Brokeback didn’t deserve the best picture.

  2. Transformers too me was the biggest story. One site got the attention of a studio, and it had me at the edge of my seat. I was like ”WTF no more Transformer talk???” It was classy that Paramount said sorry and everything turned out ok.

    Another story…well not so much movie story, it’s more movie blog in business, but when Doug left I was shocked.

  3. I think the list is a good one, and I would not even call it subjective, unless it has to deal with the order. Do I think John’s omitting the fact that he’s been proven wrong at least three times in the past year is noteworthy – Mero’s comment not one of them- ? No, because being wrong three times out of 12 months isn’t a bad track record at all. Two of these he has publicly admitted (Stallone not being on the Actors Studio; Transformers release date) and the other is simply him being mistaken (writers not being on sets)

    But I do think The Paramount mix up would be number one; it really put his site on the map.

    As for the ones he missed:

    *Anything related to Prince Of Peace, God Of War -especially the backing out of one of the key interviews;

    *Being on the Transformers Set

    *Oliver Stone Interview.

    *Is Star Trek Dead?

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    Halo is important, since it is a hot button. What was it– over 150 comments in the span of a few days? An overload of hate mail for John Campea? Ouch! If you don’t like the message don’t shoot the messenger.

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    Mero: Before the Governator, The Arnold was a top billed draw in many a picture. Chris Tucker has yet to open a picture by his name alone. That means: top billed, name above the credit. No buddy films like Rush Hours, no supporting roles like Jackie Brown or Fifth Element. Opening a film by his name alone. Hasn’t done it. Also, it should be said that the actor also put some of his salary back INTO the production of T3.

    Now, John said above “according to the IMDB” that does not mean “he’s wrong”. Indeed, he might have misquoted the site at worst, as Tucker is indeed the highest paid actor at this time. In addition, should inflation be considered as well?

  4. You keep saying it was a bad year for film and it was ‘not the best’. But what kind of statement is that? Is there any single year that is especially good? No. Each year brings it’s own spectacular releases. Maybe if you’re (our) Best Of list only had 3 films as opposed to 10, I’d agree with you. But I can easily name 10+ films that were truly exceptional. I say, if anything, it was a lot better than 2005. I just don’t think you should throw around that phrase. It makes you look like a old movie elitist as in

    ‘yeah,tsh, 2006. I’ve seen better.’
    ‘really, you didn’t think Departed, V for Vendetta, Prestige, Fountain, Little Miss, etc. were pretty exceptional?’
    ‘nah that doesn’t beat Star Wars or the Godfather’
    ‘um those weren’t released in 1 single year for 1, and 2 that was like 20 years ago, get over it.’

  5. Very good collection, Jon.
    A great and amusing read, which I enjoyed more than all the other “Best/Worst” – Lists posted. Your opinion is very valid and I almost agree on all topics. Man, I’d love to be Chris Tucker. Just phoning in another idiotic performance and get 25 mill for it. Gotta love it – or hate it.
    And allow me another comment:
    Yeah the “Films 4 Food Fest” will be great and all and I hope you have a terrific time and collect a lot of money for charity, but I live thousands of miles away and I would appreciate it if could cut the ,ime you talk about it on the audio edition. This is big for you, I know; but most people who tune in are probably not that interested.

  6. Good list, but the Transformers bullshit should be on top, with the missing podcast included =) The one were you and Doug went mental on them. Also glad the film for food fest isn’t mentioned. More tired of that than the Aids in my lungs. Keep up the good work next year man, and a happy new year to you all!

  7. I´ve never seen worse movie than Pirates 2, and I´ve seen some crappy celluloid in my lifetime. And it makes billion worldwide, is my taste just so bad or what…

  8. I have to agree that the shut down of your site as the biggest local story.

    On the global front, the trend of faux pas by celebrities becoming more readily available through the digital realm is probably the big one. YouTube etc are making everyone’s dirty laundry much more accessible.

    The Halo story was of mild interest but no way does it represent the top Movie Blog story of the year for me. Top 10? No way. Not even sure it would be in the top 100.

  9. Honestly John….

    Even though it was a short thing and many of the people who frequent the site now may not have been around to witness the event, I would have to say the biggest MOVIE BLOG story of the year was the Paramount shut down of the movie blog. Not from just a journalistic viewpoint, but from a self-referential understanding of what a powerful community you have seemingly built. It attests for the quality of the blog and the loyalty of the fans (such as myself).

    At the other end it makes an excellent story about what the production companies pay attention to and the lengths they are willing to go just to control the distribution of their ideas.

    You had stories on digg and therawfeed and even The Defamer….now that is pretty big John even if you are being modest. It might not have been earthshattering, but if you search Campea, Paramount you get alot of responses directly fingered at you and one can see that at least some attention was paid. It is the story that affected this community the most and that is why I would put it on the top of the list.

    The Halo thing was just another news event with a lot of angry opinions, the Paramount event was historic for the Movie Blog and will stand as a landmark of this blogs importance and achievements…it has said The Movie Blog is officially part of the film community and not just some fringe ranting of a Canadian.

    Varun

  10. Hey Scoville

    Well let’s see… the fact that every other movie website carried constant news about it, and it generated more comments and discussion than any other story this year all seem to point to you being incorrect about that.

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