The 2006 Razzies Nominiees

I love the Razzies almost as much as the Oscars. In some ways moreso. And now the glorious nominations for this years worst in cinematic achievement have been announced. I can’t disagree with any of the honored Razzie nominations. So here they are with my picks in bold:

Worst Picture
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) – Sony Pictures Entertainment [us]; Columbia Pictures [us]
Dirty Love (2005) – First Look Pictures
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) – Warner Bros.; Village Roadshow
House of Wax (2005) – Warner Bros.
Son of the Mask (2005) – New Line

Worst Actor
Bewitched (2005) – Will Ferrell
– Also for Kicking & Screaming (2005).
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) – Rob Schneider
Doom (2005) – The Rock
Son of the Mask (2005) – Jamie Kennedy (I)
War of the Worlds (2005) – Tom Cruise

Worst Actress
Alone in the Dark (2005) – Tara Reid
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005) – Hilary Duff
– Also for Perfect Man, The (2005).
Dirty Love (2005) – Jenny McCarthy (I)
Fantastic Four (2005) – Jessica Alba
– Also for Into the Blue (2005).

Monster-in-Law (2005) – Jennifer Lopez (I)

Worst Supporting Actor
Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005) – Eugene Levy
– Also for Man, The (2005).
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) – Burt Reynolds (I)
– Also for Longest Yard, The (2005).

Son of the Mask (2005) – Alan Cumming
Son of the Mask (2005) – Bob Hoskins
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) – Hayden Christensen
– For Star Wars III: No Sith, He’s Supposed to Be Darth Vader?!?!.

Worst Supporting Actress
Batman Begins (2005) – Katie Holmes
Dirty Love (2005) – Carmen Electra
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) – Jessica Simpson (I)
House of Wax (2005) – Paris Hilton
Undiscovered (2005) – Ashlee Simpson

Worst Director
Alone in the Dark (2005) – Uwe Boll
Bewitched (2005) – Nora Ephron
Dirty Love (2005) – John Asher
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) – Jay Chandrasekhar
Son of the Mask (2005) – Lawrence Guterman

Worst Screenplay
Bewitched (2005) – Nora Ephron; Delia Ephron; Adam McKay
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) – Rob Schneider; David Garrett (I); Jason Ward (I)
Dirty Love (2005) – Jenny McCarthy (I)
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) – John O’Brien (XV)
Son of the Mask (2005) – Lance Khazei

Worst Remake or Sequel
Bewitched (2005)
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005)
House of Wax (2005)
Son of the Mask (2005)

Worst Screen Couple
Bewitched (2005) – Will Ferrell; Nicole Kidman
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) – Rob Schneider
– Rob Schneider & His Diapers.
Dirty Love (2005) – Jenny McCarthy (I)
– Jenny McCarthy & ANYONE Dumb Enough to Befriend or Date Her.
Dukes of Hazzard, The (2005) – Jessica Simpson (I)
– Jessica Simpson & Her “Daisy Dukes”.

Son of the Mask (2005) – Jamie Kennedy (I)
– Jamie Kennedy & ANYBODY Stuck Sharing the Screen with Him.

The actually “awards will be given out March 4th. I hope some of the people on this list have the balls to show up. I remember when Halle Bery showed up to accept her award for worst actress (Catwoman). Man, that showed a LOT of class and good sportsmanship on her part… it make me respect her again. Let’s see is any of the above show the same class.

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