Comments on: The Amityville Horror Reviews

By: miles

miles — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 02:10:26 +0000

umm this movie was the scariest movie i have ever seen cause its like true but man just killin his whole family idk its crazy

By: snoofe

snoofe — Thu, 16 Jun 2005 06:00:37 +0000

i havent seen this movie yet, but i have it. i not watching it by myself after i shat myself watching the commercial. so i’m goin tio wait till i have freinds over. i have wanted to see this movie for ages. and all my friends say it tis really scary and gruesome.

By: cory

cory — Thu, 28 Apr 2005 18:02:09 +0000

I think this movie fits the modern day trend of horror films. Half the time intense seens are flooded out by dark tones of music, which leaves the viewer with no imagination of their own. This is the kind of movie that critics will leave in disappointment and simple-minded people, just looking foward to a scare, will rave about to their frinds. I thought that the dialogue was a joke, mostly becasue of the silly lines by Ryan Reynolds said to his step-children and wife. The movie branched too far from the original adaption and storyline to travel into a stupid excuse for the house being haunted that the wife just happened to land upon in the last couple scenes. In the 1979, James Brolin was messed up both inside and outside of the property of the house. Sure, in 1979, the movie was a bit lame and left too much for the viewer, but atleast the characters really appeared to be in shock and torture. I think that if the 1979 James Brolin were to be in this film, the movie would’ve been better. He didn’t need contacts to make his eyes look tired, he truly did a better job than Reynolds. Sorry Ryan Reynolds, you need to stick to comical roles, your just not that good of an actor. Overall, this movie wasn’t everything it could,ve been. The only entertaining parts were those of suspense.
Sorry I guess I’m a critic.

By: clare

clare — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 14:55:03 +0000

Hiya Peeps! I saw the movie sat nite. I thought it was far better than the original. That 1’s a bit slow moving and boring. This kept me on the edge of my seat.Ryan’s acting is brilliant really good seeing him do something serious. Oh n wot a great bod he’s got.Yummy! One of my fave scenes is where the little girls on the roof. That would freak me out being that high up.Ryans character (George) scared me to i found him very intimdating.I’d recommend people to go c it. Happy watching!! C Ya xx

By: Afandi

Afandi — Mon, 25 Apr 2005 01:07:35 +0000

funny movie…yah it was great…I liked the sex scene. especially when the haunted girl tried to join in for a threesome.
ewwwww. Any way.. the ending was kreepy. It was a funny movie…take your three year old with you. Make sure 10 year olds don’t see it though. But it is a family movie (make sure you stare at the popcorn most of the time). I pissed my pants.
It was funny how the baby sitter died..I was crackin up (but I am dementedly sick). so you probably won’t laugh. But its funny. But you wont laugh…I am demented. That torture was funny…I heard that there will be a sequel..(guest staring Scooby Doo)and Ryan Renolds. Thank you for the %$#%#^ed up movie BITCHES(oopsy daizy… I didnt sensor that one)j-j-j-j-j unit. Tha best thing about this movie are the previews. they were awesome. I liked the ending too. it was awesome too. but kinda boring. Sorta. Didnt get a fright at all. A very similiar movie to this is shall we dance ( if u like that then you will like this)with Richard Gaybo and Jennifer lezi.

By: Sara

Sara — Sat, 23 Apr 2005 18:39:49 +0000

Omg i went to see da amittyville horror on friday it is one of da best horror movies yet….i wul derfinatly recommend to go see it…it will have you jumping out of your seat the whole time….IT HAD ME lol!! The very ending is the scraiest i almost gave my arm a concusion because when i jumped i hit the drink holder OUUCH!!i am goin 2 watch it again wif ma friends on next friday nite…cant wait!!!! IF U LYK SCARY MOVIEZ…..GO WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: jennifer

jennifer — Sat, 23 Apr 2005 01:56:24 +0000

I’ve just came back to an empty house from seeing this film, all i can imagine that little girl in a empty chair just staring up at me,eyes wide open, i look across at the house thats ment to be haunted next to me, all all i can visualise is that same dead girl staring at me from one of the darkened windows. Its tearing me up inside being alone in the house, esp. since my house has a graveyard on eachside and a house taht is claimed to be haunted since a boy was murdered there….I can’t take it! pls dont take ur 4 year old to see it

By: not seeing this

not seeing this — Thu, 21 Apr 2005 06:37:29 +0000

i wont be seeing this movie

i read the book when i was about 9 and it seriously messed with my head, dreams ect.

later i found out it was all a hoax anyway. i dont know how they get away with saying its true again. ah well, they lied about chainsaw being true too

By: ABZ

ABZ — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 23:07:28 +0000

Make sure you dont have to go back to an empty house cos this film will scare the sh$t out of you.

By: TV Knife Chris

TV Knife Chris — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 17:07:33 +0000

Vastly superior to the original, which was a horror of a different sort anyway. The new ‘Amitville Horror’ is neither brilliant nor is it plodding. But what it lacks in story line it makes up for in execution. Give it an ‘A’ for effort. Ryan Reynolds does a great job portraying George Lutz as a good guy turned nut job. Good scares and creepy timing make it a worthwhile horror flick. Also, one of the best horror films in recent memory. Far better than that piece of excrement ‘The Grudge’. I liked the original ‘Amityville’ despite it’s boring storyline. My only gripe with the new ‘Amityville’ is that I didn’t get to see Ryan Reynolds proclaim, ala James Brolin, “i’m coming apart, oh mother of god, i’m coming apart”. That certainly would have sealed the deal for me. But overall I give it a 3 out of 5 stars.

By: daisy

daisy — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 08:59:43 +0000

EXCELLENT!!!!! 10/10

By: Nicole

Nicole — Wed, 20 Apr 2005 02:58:25 +0000

I have always loved scary movies and have never let out a blood curdling scream before while viewing one…but this one made me and about 15 other people in the theater do it when the little boy had to use the bathroom. On a scale of 1-10, I give it a 20!

Can’t wait to rent the original now…