God Bless China Town

All right, just stop what you’re doing for just a second. — Now, sit back and basque in the glory of this receipt. Look at that…. 10 DVDs for 40 bucks…… that’s FORTY!! The only thing that feels better is that dream where you start pissin’ your pants… HMV, Sam … [Read More]

CNN’s 10 best films of 2003

CNN gives us it√¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s choice for 10 best films of 2003. It was given in no particular order (how spinless!). The films listed are: House of Sand and Fog Cold Mountain Shattered Glass The Cooler Mystic River The Last Samurai The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King … [Read More]

“House of 1000 Corpses 2”

Under the category of “Oh for the love of humanity please say this is a joke!”, Rob Zombie has announced that he is in the process of making House of a 1000 Corpses 2. As the rest of humanity screams out in unison “WHY!?!?!”, MTV reported the following: The original, … [Read More]

Robert Di Nero as a Batman villain?

From the good folks over at CountingDown: The cast are Christian Bale [Batman], Michael Caine [Alfred], Judson Caspian [Viggo Mortensen], Cillian Murphy [Harvey Dent], Katie Holmes [Rachel Caspian], Chris Cooper [Gordon], Elle Fanning [Barbara], Noah Emmerich, as of 11/29/03. They apparently are still finalising the two main villain roles, but … [Read More]