It’s not even that funny when you really think about it… but for some reason this thing just made me laugh my fool ass off. Can’t explain why… it just did. SWORD FIGHT!

Ladies and gentlemen… Quentin Tarantino explains the single greatest screenplay in the history of Hollywood. TOP GUN!

For all of you who oppose the new Star Trek reboot, keep in mind - It could be worse.

Galacticast gives us Starfleet Academy!

Seriously funny. Also make sure you check out their video “Robo-Jew” he kicks a hot Nazi’s ass.

Don’t worry about the title, I’m not here to rail on the whole anti-piracy thing theme again. But in a previous post movie blog reader Kneon gave us a link to a funny little fake PSA anti-piracy video that I just had to share with you guys.

Check it out:

One of the sweet things about running The Movie Blog is that everyday readers send me some of the coolest stuff. Marco just sent me this picture that sums up the frustrations of a lot of DVD owners. Check it out:

This is the single funniest thing I’ve seen all day. So here’s the story. Apparently there is a bopic in the works for Jean Claude Van Damme. Yes, a movie about the life of Jean Claude (personally I think that could actually be pretty interesting). Anyway, here’s the kicker… the lead role in the film… the man who will be playing Jean Claude is…. Jean Claude Van Damme. Yes, Jean Claude will be playing Jean Claude (If I understand all this right).

Anyway, the movie is going to be called “J.C.V.D.” I love the title. So a few people have emailed me this morning with this video that isn’t actually a “trailer” for the film, but rather a little promotional skit made for the film. I’ve got to tell you, I laughed myself sick.

My favorite part: “no no no… you snap because you’re a nut job” You’ll see what I mean. Check it out:

Movie Blog commenter Shane inspired me to go look up this video of George Takei at the William Shatner roast. I hadn’t seen it before… my dear sweet goodnes… this is hilarious. You can tell George will never be a stand up comic, he just doesn’t really have the delivery… but the material was GOLD.

My favorite part… George talking about Shatner’s acting: “If my partner sucked that hard, I’d never leave my Chateau”. Check it out and end your work day with a smile:

The guys over at “How it Should Have Ended” put out their take on Spider-Man 3. Some parts are dumb…. but a couple of parts are just priceless. Check it out.

This was kind of funny. The season 19 episode 1 intro to the Simpsons all picks up where the Simpsons movie leaves off… which is kind of cool. Thanks to Jared for the heads up.

Screw Godfather. To hell with Return of the King. Get that Citizen Cane trash out of my way. The single greatest movie in the history of mankind is coming! ZOMBIES ZOMBIES ZOMBIES: Strippers vs. Zombies. I don’t care how bad the trailer is, or how cheap everything looks… Jon Stewart might was well start practicing saying “And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to…. Zombies Zombies Zombies” right now.

Say it with me kiddies…. Strippers vs Zombies. (I frigging love how in the poster one of the Zombie hands stretching out is holding a dollar bill). I mean come on! How gloriously ridiculous is this!!! Bring it on!

In case you were under a rock and missed Chris Crocker being elevated to his 15 minutes of fame on YouTube, here is the link. His viral video has been getting more attention than the NumaNuma guy as he has an emotional breakdown in front of his camera in support of Britney Spears in light of the heavy criticisms she has been getting lately.

So leave it to Seth Green to do a parody video.

I like how he uses the video to drop an ad for Robot Chicken near the end. I don’t know that it was about that or about Chris Crocker using this rediculous display to get more attention.

In other videos that follow this outburst Chris Crocker states how hard it is to be going through such a tough time. If he didn’t want this attention maybe some of his video entries would be about other things instead of just the “Leave Britney Alone” video and its fallout. He is only famous BECAUSE of the video, so I hardly think its a bad thing this guy is in the news.

I do sympathize that instead of addressing how humiliating yet self serving this outcry of his was, news sources have resorted to making fun of his outward sexuality and choice to wear makeup. This guy offers plenty to make fun of without resorting to his lifestyle choices.

So very true:

I don’t know what to say. This video made by a devote Britney Spears fan after the thrashing she’s been taking over her humiliating MTV performance the other night is freaking hilarious. Wow… some movie/music/tv/celebrity fans like this really do exist… it’s scary… but I take great delight in laughing at them. Thanks to the dudes at RopeofSilicon for pointing it out:

Just because it’s freaking amazing to look at. This is a clip from the movie “Kung Fu vs. Yoga”. This man should be in every action flick ever made or will be made. I’ve watched it 3 times now and I still can’t believe what I’m seeing.

Andrew sent he this great little video earlier today. It’s a mock interview with Sandman… and the guy does a terrific Haden Church imitation. Pretty funny stuff… even though it’s a little old. Check it out.

I’ve gone on record a couple of times suggesting that the upcoming Justice League movie would be a LOT better served if done in a proper CGI format instead of a live action flick. Well, Michael sent me this link this morning to a video clip that’s over a year old but I’ve never seen it before and I thought I’d share it with you guys.

The clip appears to be a Marvel Ultimate Alliance Cinematic video, and personally I think it looks great. This just sort of reinforces my belief that Justice League… or Avengers for that matter… would look fantastic in this format.

Take a look at the video and judge for yourself, maybe you’ll disagree:

Thanks to Mark for the heads up on this one. Granted… even I’m suspicious that this might not be 100% true…. but you gotta admit it’s probably not far off. ;)

As a side note, I really like Foxtrot. I don’t read it all that much, but I’m not sure why because whenever I do I usually smile a lot.

Ok, these mash up 300 trailers have been WAY over done, but for some reason this one made me grin a lot, so I thought I’d share it with you guys. Thanks to Sarabean for the heads up. (My favorite part is what happens RIGHT after he yells “this is sparta!”

This was funny. The guys over at RopeofSilicon provided a fun little link to an image of a fake “McLovin” ID from the film Superbad. All you’ve got to do is copy and paste your face into the grey box (like I did). Oh yes… I am McLovin.

Get the full sized McLovin template here.

We’ve talked a lot on The Movie Blog about movie theater etiquette and how some ignorant idiots and morons can ruin a perfectly good experience for the rest of us. Someone just sent me this Red Vs. Blue episode that I can’t believe I haven’t seen before that I think playing before a movie should be MANDITORY. Check it out:

Edgar Wright (writer and director of Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz) conducts a fake junket interview with the stars of Superbad, and he has me laughing my fool ass off the whole way through. Check this out.