Ok, for the record I think this movie looks more decrepit than Michael Jackson√¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s face. I came across this great quote from Wesley Morris of the Boston Globe: “This is a D-list starlet’s movie, something that should have ended up in Denise Richards’s lap.” Besides Robert Downey Jr. making a … [Read More]
Okay, so the Hellboy trailer is now online and it’s already killing people. **UPDATE** The Trailer is now HERE in Quicktime format… You Really Need To Go Here and see how forcefully well Hellboy could beat the piss out of your future. You’re still reading this? Go Already! Hellboy Official … [Read More]
Do You Have Any Idea How Many Movies You Could’ve Seen By Now If You Would Stop Supporting Lame Network Stations That Are Playing Nothing But Michael Jackson Anecdotes? Enough Already. It’s Pretty Sad When The Statement “Get A Life By Staying Inside And Watching Movies All Day” Is A … [Read More]
If you think that the recent comic book movie phase has gone on long enough, you’re gonna be punching yourself in the crotch to deaden the pain come 2006. Marvel’s CEO boasted a lot of news today that ensures the comic book movie will be around for at least another … [Read More]
For all of you massive Daredevil fans…. John and…… ummm…. .well, John: You’ll be happy to know that the Ceo of Marvel has announced that in April, they are releasing a director’s cut of Daredevil, in all of his logic and gravitational law defying glory. Perhaps I should’ve let John … [Read More]
IMDB is currently reporting that Omar Sharif was so amazingly humiliated after “13th Warrior”, that he quit acting. You have one terrible film if the experience of being involved with it, is enough to drive somebody out of the game — which, after I read it, sounds an awful lot … [Read More]
Plans are in the works to have a new Goonies movie and some rumours were flitting about that it was going to be called the GROONIES. Aint it cool news reports: Been poking around a bit on this whole “Groonies” thing… it just doesn’t sound right, and sure enough it … [Read More]
FRESH OUTTA THE KNUCKLEHEAD DEPARTMENT: Well, Disney is griping again – this time it’s about something that would have been so painfully obvious, some flashy executive has no right to complain. Here comes my Disney rant, ready? GO! Okay, now: let’s play along here for a second: Are You: – … [Read More]
I don’t know why someone, in the past 15 month period, chose to inject us with a wave of surf movies (GET IT?!?! ..shut up..) but there’s another one coming. Billabong Odyssey is a documentary about a really hyped-up Surfing competition, the only one of its kind… I gotta admit … [Read More]
Jurassic Park 4 File this one under the heading of mixed feelings. I love the Jurassic Park series, but Jurassic Park 3 was an incredible let down. I’m not really sure how they can do a part 4. Ooooo… they get stranded on an island with dinosaurs… AGAIN. Haven’t we … [Read More]
When will we see another “Smart” action film? My friend Trevor and I were watching David Letterman tonight when a trailer for the new film S.W.A.T came on. Trevor rolled his eyes and said “Oh that is going to suck”. Jumping to the films defense I boldly claimed that “Oh … [Read More]