Most Expensive Porn Movie Ever Made will be in 3D
Posted by Rodneyon 29. 07. 2010in News Chat
The addage that art imitates life is a circular logic as life often imitates art.
But not wanting to be outdone in this day and age, we get art imitating life imitating art that imitates art! And in the high art of pornography, we get exactly that.
In Zack and Miri make a Porno we get a look at the ambitions of a slacker setting out to spoof pop culture in porn, and while he isn’t the first to suggest it, one particular pornographer is making his mark on the industry with Batman XXX and This Aint Star Trek XXX.
And now Axel Braun announces he will produce the most expensive porn film ever made. Star Wars XXX.
In 3D!
Geekscape shares:
At today’s signing at the Geekscape booth, director Axel Braun, who we saw in a recent episode promoting his Batman XXX (and the director of This Aint Glee), revealed official plans for Star Wars XXX 3D, from Vivid Video! And according to Axel, this will be the “most expensive porn film ever made… likely to become the highest grossing too.”
In addition to a full press release, Axel gave Geekscape one major piece of news: “yes, Chewbacca WILL fuck”!
Oh my.
You know there is going to be at least one scene where Slave Leia is going to get some and finally put to screen that decades old fantasy that even present day Carrie Fisher cannot jog from my memory.
Chewbacca might be a bit disturbing though. The only love he ever showed in the movie was towards Han and I am not going there.
This post was written by :
Rodney who has written 8899 posts on The Movie Blog
visit author's website | Contact the Author
Just asking, do people still buy porn?
Porn in 3d, I can’t wait to dodge the money shot.
I wonder how epic a 3D porn directed by James Cameron would be, haha.
:D
haha buy porn…..
You know, I may actually buy this to see how it turns out.
There was a post from a about a month ago where people were bringing up Star Wars lines in a rather adult manner. This post completes that circle…
I will be impressed if this even gets made. Lucas and company already put a lawsuit against that foreign company over a laser pen looking ‘similar’ to their copyrighted light saber. How do you think they will react to a porno using the same name and characters?
Film is allowed to parody other films. Its called “fair use” and is permitted provided it is in parody.
Copyright is a fickle bitch.
I fully understand this and should of mentioned it in the previous statement but I still do not see Lucas sitting still on this one. Most of the money to make this movie is going to go to pay lawyer’s fees. Just my prediction.
Seriously, Who would want to see a 3D porn? o_0
There is just some stuff I would rather not see flying at me in 3D.
I can imagine some interesting spoofs based on the light sabers.
3D porn has been a running gag for a while around the parts of the internet I frequent. Glad to see someone’s following through!
WOW…… i dont know what to say on this, whats next xmen and lord of the rings porn???